Overheard at the Daily Tele online art department.

Monday morning:

“So did you hear about Cowra?”

“Effin tragedy.”

“How are we covering it?”

“How about a gallery of 65 photos?”

Good, good. Let’s have a resident looking distraught?”


“Pictures of the house with Hills Hoist in foreground?”


“Image of the school the kids went to?”


“Hey guys, over here, what do you think of the home page image?”

“To be honest, I’m not really feeling the axe…”

“Is this better?”


Friday morning:

“Hey did you hear that Jodhi Meares apparently pulled out of more live TV gigs cos of her phobia?”

“Must be tough… great opportunity to run that stock shot.”

“Read my mind.”

“And can we say she used to nail it in the boardroom?”

“You’re good.”

“Meanwhile, any other norg-related stories? Running a bit low.”

The Sun has news that Kim Kardashian’s sister also has big b-obs.”


“Kim was a Playboy bunny. Kourtney’s her sister.”

“Fantastic. Does this mean their b-obs are at war?”

“Sure… and hey, that Coldplay dude, you know Gwyneth’s handbag, he says he thought he was gay until he worked out he liked cans.”

“Cool. I’ll put that in and link it to to our gallery of world’s best b-obs.”

“Great, just don’t forget to call it ‘massive’.”

“Roger that.”