The Bible said Four Horsemen, but we think it could have been a little off on the details. Try the Four Bunnies and Oompa Loompas of the Apocalypse.
Really, it must be time for God to swoop down, fry the earth to a sweet crisp and start again.
Here we ses Vegas promoter Jeff Beacher who, in his latest stunt, dressed as Big Britney, “collapsed” at Jet nightclub at The Mirage on Monday and was wheeled to an awaiting ambulance. Wee Matt, one of Beacher’s Oompa Loompas, is holding Beacher’s hand. The rabbits appear inconsolable. (Source, Norm! Vegas Confidential).
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