Caramelised onion and goat’s cheese pizzas
(containing at least 70 per cent former onion officials)


Shredded pork burritos

Sweet and sour pork

Chairman Mao’s Red-Braised Pork


Green salad


Mandarin curd tartlets

Apple (Isle) pulp muffins

And to drink…

Orangutan cocktails: coconut rum, banana liquor, orange juice and grenadine 

Kids menu:

Worm sandwiches

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