Hats and (toupes) off to the marketing geniuses at Advanced Hair (yeah yeah).

No longer looking to Greg Matthews for inspiration, Advanced Hair has turned to the federal election to spruik its weaves: “The Battle of the Marginal Seat — John Howard and Kevin Rudd will go to any lengths to win votes”.

Anyone who thinks to plug Shane Warne’s hair on top of John Howard’s bald head deserves a shameless plug from us.

Vote for Gen Y hair:

 Alternative Voters:

The Average Working Voter:

Cricket loving voters:

Grey Voters:

 Remote Rural Voters:

And the poll results? It’s early days, but for an indication of who’s really going to decide Election 07:

Brings new meaning to the Coalition’s “Go For Growth.” Pfizer take note.

Seen any great topical election-related advertising? Send a link into Crikey at [email protected].

Peter Fray

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