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The Curse of Bob Ellis. Even more tedious and shambolic than Bob Ellis himself is his latest film Run Rabbit Run , an account of the South Australian ALP’s 2006 election walkover. Association with Ellis has already claimed two victims. SA’s Deputy Premier and Treasurer is in the poo with gay groups for a scene where he asks a staffer “Is that one of your p-ofter beers? F-cking hell.” And even the residents of the shallow bush grave capital of Australia are raising their eyebrows when they hear Education Minister Jane Lomax-Smith, a former pathologist, saying: “I pine for bodies quite often. There is a joy in the simplicity and short-term satisfaction of a dead body.”