Start wading through the 300 plus of the Haneef transcript released yesterday and you’ll soon be worried – not necessarily about terrorism, but about the ability of the flatfoot feds to protect us.

The AFP seems to be coming to grips with teh intertubes, but, yes, you can talk online.

And, yes, there’s this thing called Skype. You’ve heard of the telephone? Right. Well, it’s sorta like Mr Alexander Graham Bell’s device, but you use your computer.

And while it might come as news to the AFP, there is a difference between halal and vegetarian food.

Come to think of it, with this level of knowledge, these flatfoot feds could consider different careers.

After reading the weekend papers, it seems that the University of Western Sydney needs a new supplier of halal bacon and egg rolls.