Alternate realities:

“The Commissioner of the Federal Police, Mr Keelty, has said to me that this protected material, if released, could jeopardise that investigation. I think I have a responsibility not to jeopardise an investigation in this matter.”

— Immigration Minister Kevin Andrews

“Nobody has looked at the whole case … nobody has examined why it was that incorrect evidence was given to the magistrate, nobody has been able to examine the adequacy of the information given to the Minister.”

— Democrat Senator Andrew Bartlett

”I could not believe that Shrek is used to sell everything from yoghurt to chocolate eggs to cheese crackers.”

— Opposition health spokeswoman Nicola Roxon