Pope Benedict XVI has authorised a prolixus utor of Latin Tridentine Vulgus, licentio vereor ut suus recro could tribuo templum vel dilute reforms of alter Vatican Concilium ut no vexillum cultus in lingua of Catholics inter orbis terrarum. Sic opinio Herald Tribus. Quare Latin Vulgus vos scisco?

Obvious: accerso templum a step propinquus ut preoccupations of iunior ingenero, ut excipio, per timidus ut est breathtakingly cyncical, Harry Potter celebratio quod verto is ut templum.

Will Latin help religion get its groove back? Pigs might Wingardium Leviosa we say.

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