Regular readers of the Daily Telegraph’s blogs were spoilt for choice this morning, getting the full service from enterprising ex-airline hostie Lisa Robertson, while, at the same time, shadow treasurer Wayne Swan stimulated debate on matters fiscal.

The stats show Robertson won the head-to-head battle with 54 comments, Swan garnered only 15. But he can hold his head high. Unlike Robertson, he stopped short of telling any of his online admirers to “F^&# OFF” . Here are some lowlights.

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