Which state Premier has caught the eye of Honey Pot? Peter Costello’s way of apologising to Mandy after bumping her from the front bench? Who’s the object of the PM’s affections?

Was it Bob Brown’s sensitive side that first made Keith fall for him?

Defence Minister Brendan “Tank” Nelson has had many wives, but none of them called Maria… James “Yogi” Packer’s expresses his gratitude to Helen “Boo Boo” Coonan… Rudd’s valentine is willing to sacrifice everything to be with him… Robert Ray (code name Raymond) has written a message from one big fella to another… Seems the Minister with a penchant for suspenders goes by two nicknames… Beazley rebuffs Rudd’s attempts to heal the wounds.

Peter Fray

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