Christian Kerr writes:

He’s seen off Peter Costello, so what is
the Prime Minister doing next? How is he going to secure a fifth election
victory? Well, the Brazilian News, a London-based Portuguese language
newspaper, has the answer.

Check the story.
Clock the photo.

It appears that our PM – hiding behind the
name “Toby” – is working on “a virtual world that has been created to test
human telepathy”. That could well offer a unique poll edge.