I heard that Greg Bonann, the guy who produced Baywatch, is looking at the job heading up Channel Nine. Got to be better than Fast Eddie!

A certain editor of a certain newspaper with a certain vendetta against
a certain tragic former politician should be mindful of what he yells
down his mobile phone when other people are within earshot – even if
they are unimportant-looking functionaries in the presence of editorial
greatness. The certain editor was acknowledging that while he would be
energetically seeking $12,000 damages for a $10,000 camera, “I’ll make
it $15K if you keep arguing.” Not sure who he was talking to, but the
resultant announcement of charges could be a clue.