Hugo Kelly reports from Rod Laver Arena:
Tennis watchers are asking: what was Mark Philippoussis’s teen fiancée,
Barbara Alexis (nine-inch pumps, shorty shorts, no bra) doing courtside
yesterday during his final Australian open hitout? Answer: fetching
refreshments. “Babe, could you get two yellow Gatorades?” called out
Scud mid-session, and Barbara bounced up to fetch the colour-coded
The most eye-catching thing to come out of practice was 29-year old Scud’s
statement: “my best tennis is ahead of me”
(http://www.theage.com.au/news/tennisfeatures/double-fault/2006/01/15/1137119010263.html). Yeah, right. Philippoussis will have to start by
running down balls at practice, something he wasn’t doing yesterday.
Today’s opening matches feature the first – and possibly last –
appearance at the tournament of the Williams Sisters. Which would be a
bitter disappointment to the sports media, midway through its attempt to
answer the only question of significance in women’s tennis: “How Big is
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Li Na is China’s top ranker
player and their contest on centre court
tonight should signal the end of Serena’s Open. Insiders expect the
Chinese player to take the match in three sets – a result paying 5-1 on
the local tote (http://www.tab.com.au/sportsbet/index.asp)
The Chinese is lean, fit and hungry; Williams is, er, just hungry. And
the pro punters have responded, backing Li head-to-head from $3.40 to
under 2/1. At that price, she still represents good value against an
under-prepared Williams, who may have lots of spare time for shopping
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Venus looks safer this afternoon against Bulgarian firecracker Tzvetana
Pironkova. But she will want to be on her game: on her day, the feisty
Bulgarian has the shots and can beat-up on anyone, including her
coach/boyfriend, who’s been subject to any number of her loud locker
Team Williams – if not the tabloid media – will be hoping Pironkova
keeps the white line fever off court today, while we will discover
tonight whether Serena’s buttocks hold up to the Chinese challenge.
* Hugo Kelly will report irregularly over the next fortnight from the
Australian Open locker room.