This is getting boring. There are
too many members of Reps spending Question Time doing their Christmas
Cards to list. Yesterday, most of the old lags we’ve already named were
at it – joined by a batch of new offenders. And some of the designs are
frankly awful.

But we’ve heard from one office that “staff of
Federal Member for Paradise Peter Lindsay were quickly on to their boss
after they became aware through Crikey that he was not doing his
Christmas cards. Fortunately Crikey got it wrong by assuming the
untouched box on his parliamentary desk was full of Chrissie cards for
signature. Peter was able to let his staff know that all his Christmas
cards had already been posted.”

That’s all settled, then.