Amanda Vanstone has warned us how wine glasses and carotid arteries just don’t go together when it comes to air safety.

Which leads us to ask what Senator Cartman in Drag and her buddies were
plotting over their banquet at the BBQ City restaurant on Gouger Street
in Adelaide’s Chinatown on Sunday.

A Crikey yapper in the yum cha says Vanstone and her fellow diners
simply picked up their glasses of wine – still unfinished – and just
walked off down the street when their meal was over.

Even if Minister Mandy wasn’t planning to hijack the PM’s Boeing Business Jet and order them to fly her the nearest Simon Johnson, aren’t there penalties for wandering off with glasses from licensed premises?