US Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld is in town. Rupert Murdoch is in town. Stephen Mayne is in town. Harry Potter is in town – or at least, his cinematic incarnation, Daniel Radcliffe (he’s shooting the film December Boys in SA). And, playing the part of the older, exotic woman opposite young Daniel – and incredibly neatly squaring the circle – is Victoria Hill, daughter of our own Defence Minister, Robert Hill. Truly, the good folk of Clochmerle-on-the-Torrens have seen nothing like it since Don Dunstan declaimed poetry from the back of an elephant.