While politicians in the bizarre sex crimes capital of Australia are shocked with the accusations from yampy Speaker Peter Lewis that one of their own may be involved in murders linked to beats and witnesses to an alleged paedophile ring, state parliamentary authorities are at least making sure that the local Democrats have reason to feel relieved:

—–Original Message—–

From: Hixon, Denis
Sent: Thursday, 3 March 2005 3:31 PM
To: All Building Services; All Catering Staff; All Centre Hall Staff; All Finance; All Hansard; All HOA Attendants; All HOA Bills and Papers Office; All HOA Clerks Office; All HOA Committees Office; ALL HOA EO Staff; All HOA Management Team; All HOA Members of Parliament; All HOA Support Services Office; All HOA Table Officers; All House of Assembly Staff; All LC Committees Office; All LC Members of Parliament; All Leg. Council Office; All Liberal PH; All Parliament Library

Subject: INSTALLATION OF BIKE RACKS

I HAVE RECENTLY INSTALLED NEW BICYCLE RACKS IN THE LIGHT WELL ADJACENT TO THE DEMOCRATS OFFICE ON THE LOWER GROUND FLOOR , IT WOULD BE APPRECIATED IF ALL MEMBERS AND STAFF BRINGING BIKES INTO THE BUILDING COULD PLEASE USE THIS FACILITY

Denis Hixon
Building Services Manager
Parliament House
Adelaide

“Adjacent to the Democrats offices”. Could there be a better place for parliamentary bike racks?

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