John Laws claims that nothing is more important than the “trust and respect” of his listeners but we’ve got a 47 minute tape that would suggest otherwise so we’ve carved it up and presented it below.
Crikey’s gadget man has sat through the 47 minute tape a couple of times now to bring you this edited version. Just for that 6 hour chore alone you should subscribe to Crikey for $55 and read our best stuff every morning in your inbox and help us fight the Southern Cross Broadcasting empire in upcoming Supreme Court legal action.

Poor old Gadget’s had an earful and can’t stand the sound of Laws’ insincere and smug voice.

When we published the jones/laws MP3’s last week, quite a few readers wrote and asked that we provide the files in an “employer firewall friendly” format.

So if your office firewall prohibits the downloading of MP3’s, then you should download using the “Text Download” link below and rename the downloaded file from “blahblah.txt” to “blahblah.mp3”. Hope this helps some of you at least.

Without further ado, for your pleasure, the golden tonsils resonate below. Enjoy the fruits of my labour.

The Gadget Man

MP3 Link Text file Link Size
The Heart Of His Bottom Text Download 360 Kb
An Anomaly Text Download 357 Kb
Turn The Atenuator Up Text Download 307 Kb
Bad Back Joseph Text Download 792 Kb
Boring John Text Download 634 Kb
The Class Action Text Download 1.02 Mb
Eating On Air Text Download 1.01 Mb
Every Dai Text Download 740 Kb
Me Front fence Text Download 491 kb
I Provide Grief Support Text Download 466 Kb
Have A Happy Weekend Text Download 390 Kb
Hello, Hello Text Download 224 Kb
I’m Hopping Mad Text Download 1.38 Mb
I’m Reading King Lear Text Download 1.01 Mb
Henry Kissinger Text Download 227 Kb
I like Your Attitude Text Download 1.19 Mb
Mr Monday Morning Text Download 768 Kb
Mr Tomms Text Download 369 Kb
Nonsense – You Idiot Text Download 2.18 Mb
NRMA Jim Or Is It John Text Download 4.94 Mb
NRMA Are Hopeless Text Download 1.02 Mb
I’m Just An Ordinary Man Text Download 2.83 Mb
The Pushy Councillor Text Download 1.30 Mb
Round Needles Text Download 1.11 Mb
R U Cherman? Text Download 1.31 Mb
Go On, Shank Trev Text Download 849 Kb
The Social Observer Text Download 360 Kb
The Surfboard Realist Text Download 1.41 Kb
The Taxi Driver Text Download 2.70 Kb
Don’t Give In To Terrorist Demands Text Download 736 Kb
The GST Text Download 572 Kb
You Silly Old Goat Text Download 1.37 Kb
The SP-250 Text Download 1.19 Kb
Tradesman Gordon’s Marble Dust Text Download 3.98 Kb
You Old Bitch ! Text Download 736 Mb

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