Poppaea Sabina, the second wife of Nero, was just a jaded harridan looking to cause trouble. As I am. As such, I bid you join me in a Hot Tub of homogenised Ass Milk. AKA, the low week in the life of the popular culture, writes Helen Razer.
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PETA’s king and queen of limp lettuce
In a ceremony long on sequins and short on edible canapés, the American group PETA has again anointed its King and Queen. Every year at around this time, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals takes pause from its important work of saving Our Broken Earth to recognise The World’s S-xiest Vegetarians.
