The pasty-faced twerps from Twilight bear more in common with K Mart models and Mills and Boon protagonists than traditional vampires. The latest installment in this blockbuster franchise is dull as ditch water, says Luke Buckmaster.
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Film review: The Twilight Saga: New Moon: a pubescent Mills and Boon
Luke Buckmaster has one word to describe the second installment of the Twilight films: lame. New Moon is a cheesy soap opera jazzed up by a half-assed supernatural twist.
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When teen sex symbols are being generated by clean and chaste films like Twilight and Harry Potter, you know there’s a problem.
