For years Crikey’s resident cartoonist First Dog on the Moon has chronicled the mishaps, mayhem and marvel of Tony Abbott’s penis. Now First Dog makes a special announcement: Tony Abbott’s penis will be replaced by Mr Rabbit. Be strong, everybody.
Tony Abbott’s Penis
Hating Alison Ashley and all of the other young people
with the Fox News Interpretive Dance Armadillo
If Australia is the question, Poo is the answer
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‘Threatened’ Tony has opportunity to repent — in budgies
Tony Abbott’s comments on homosexuality — saying he felt “threatened” by gays — have been roundly attacked as homophobic. Now Tony has a chance to repent, resplendent in the latest designer speedos. Will he accept?



















