Tony Abbott’s Penis


Tony Abbott before and after: a special announcement from First Dog on the Moon

For years Crikey’s resident cartoonist First Dog on the Moon has chronicled the mishaps, mayhem and marvel of Tony Abbott’s penis. Now First Dog makes a special announcement: Tony Abbott’s penis will be replaced by Mr Rabbit. Be strong, everybody.

The RSPT Explained – A First Dog Factbox!

You have been warned..

The Rise of the Greens

Chippies!

We need a staunch champion of decency!

When Andrew met Roger.

The Boat Boat

Oh no, muslims are coming to steal Kristina Keneally’s hair!

Hating Alison Ashley and all of the other young people

with the Fox News Interpretive Dance Armadillo

Breaking news: Tony Abbott’s Penis on the surface of Venus!

Watch out for the Bikini Whale!

Welcome to the Health Care Smackdown!

Drop your trousers please Australia

If Australia is the question, Poo is the answer

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‘Threatened’ Tony has opportunity to repent — in budgies

Tony Abbott’s comments on homosexuality — saying he felt “threatened” by gays — have been roundly attacked as homophobic. Now Tony has a chance to repent, resplendent in the latest designer speedos. Will he accept?

Tony Abbott’s Penis: The Musical

Includes the smash hit “Tumescent Love”

Journalists have memories like goldfish. Discuss.

What does Tony Abbott’s penis stand for?

Bumper Stickers for Democracy!

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Tony Abbott’s Penis and the Goblet of Fire

This time it’s personal!

My reasons to be angry

It doesn’t sound very scientisty!