A little GOOP to tide you overMissing your weekly GOOP while Gwyneth Paltrow is on holidays? Never fear, Craig Brown takes a stab at Gwyneth’s hot tips.
Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth has GOOP on her face
This week’s edition of Gwyneth Paltrow’s online GOOP newsletter has a literary agent spruiking a bunch of his clients’ books, with no mention of the blatant advertising that is occurring.
Video of the Day: Fast food Gwyneth-style
Gwyneth Paltrow, the next Martha Stewart, makes her own “fast food”: roast chicken with a farmers’ market salad (including arugula, English peas that taste like “candy” and champagne vinegar).
Fabulous Friday Trashwrap: 
Mr T does jury duty
Plus couple have sex on Windsor Castle lawn, Gwyneth’s GOOP lands for another week and Paris Hilton on swine flu.
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Tomorrow in Crikey, the firstdogonthemoon Christmas Extravaganza!
