Conspiracy theories


Wall St conspiracy theories: a field guide

Is Goldman Sachs really a Giant Vampire Squid? Did naked short-selling kill Bear Stearns and Lehman Bros? The Big Money ranks some of the paranoid theorising going on atop the financial world’s grassy knoll.

Heart attack debate not weighted in favour of the shake

Why would Nestle start spruiking a shake diet to lose weight, which has a known cause of heart disease as one of its main ingredients? Sounds like a conspiracy for getting fat people to have heart attacks.

Is Twitter protecting celebrities from nasty tweets?

Blogger Mickey Kaus has found something sketchy happening on The Twitter: insulting tweets about celebrity twitterers are disappearing from search results. Grassy knoll territory? Or is the company protecting one of its most valuable asset, the Twitterati?

CPRS conspiracy theories: The Oz dons a tin-foil hat

The government is facing one of the greatest policy challenges in recent times, but instead of thoughtful, insightful and informed commentary from the national broadsheet, it’s reporting straight from the grassy knoll? suggests Sophie Black

Alex Jones: the new Glenn Beck

Meet online radio host Alex Jones. He believes the JFK assassination is connected to water fluoridation, the Starbucks logo contains hidden messages and that Obama is creating ” a planetary totalitarian state”. And Americans are listening.

Obama is an alien: the top 12 Barack rumours doing the rounds

Crikey decided it’s timely to put all of the wackiest theories about Obama in one place. Or is there something to them? We report, you decide, says Crikey intern Nina Nicoll.

Hezbollah: Der Spiegel is conspiring with Israel

Political group and terrorist organisation Hezbollah has accused German magazine Der Spiegel of conspiring with Israel against them in an attempt to influence the upcoming elections in Lebanon.

The (overcrowded) grassy knoll on the Vic bushfires

As the fires still rage, the body count mounts, and most media outlets discuss the merits of Australia’s “stay or go” fire strategy, a select few commentators (read: loonies) are actually seriously discussing the possibility of “forest jihad”…

Crank up the conspiracies as Seven and Hollywood take on iiNet

The Australian Federation Against Copyright Theft’s decision to take Perth Internet Service Provider iiNet to court will have conspiracy theorists in raptures, writes AntiGeek.

Aunty would sell its grandmother to appease the Right

It’s just as well we humans have nothing to do with global warming because the amount of carbon the ABC is emitting to promote this apologia to right-wing conspiracy-thinking would thaw the Arctic tundra.