Channel Nine


Nine gets behind Little Britain — but not too much, and about five years too late

It was a slightly prissy press release from the Nine Network that trumpeted that they will soon be airing Little Britain, after it has been to air at least twice on the ABC and countless times on Foxtel.

Glenn Dyer's TV Ratings: THISafternoon is Tragic TV

Nine’s THISafternoon was slack, atrocious TV with no redeeming features.

Glenn Dyer's TV Ratings: MasterChef still rating its socks off

MasterChef Australia continued to be a winner for Ten last night, averaging 1.891 million people.

Glenn Dyer's TV Ratings: Nine faces disaster

You know things are going badly for Nine when their US crime franchise, CSI, is beaten by a rather boring version of Miss Marple on the ABC.

Trouble in Paradise for Nine programming

How will Getaway survive being scheduled before Nine’s new show about holidays-gone-wrong?

Goodbye John ‘fuckability’ Westacott

As he snaps on his gold watch, the eulogies for John Westacott keep pouring into Crikey.

Wankley Awards: Gordon Ramsay, overcooked

Gordon Ramsay wins this week’s coveted Wankley.

Is Tracy Grimshaw the most powerful person on TV?

With two recent scalps, Trace suddenly has more clout than “Red” Kerry O’Brien.

Ramsay v Grimshaw: everyone’s a winner!

Just look at how the tabloids have been feasting on this story from the first insult and how they’re still gorging on it today, savoring every last morsel.

Reaping what you sow: Channel Nine and the Gordon Ramsay media nightmare

No-one can excuse Ramsay for what he said about Tracy Grimshaw, but Channel Nine played along with him in 2008 for the sake of ratings, so they can’t get too offended now.

Tips and rumours: Which NSW minister is having an affair with a stripper?

Who is the lucky lady? And who is the latest senior Rudd staffer to resign? Tipsters tell all.

Glenn Dyer's TV Ratings: Nine wins, but Ten close behind

Nine won last night, but Ten won the 16 to 39, 18 to 49 and 25 to 54 age groups.

Ikin a victim as A Current Affair and Nine sport go to war

Channel Nine’s A Current Affair and its sports department, Wide World of Sports, are at 10 paces, throwing meat pies at each other..

Qantas: Big Brother or nanny jet?

The Qantas “nanny jet” syndrome struck again as all references to the Air France disaster were censored from its Channel Nine news package.

The networks’ latest lineup is all about fantasy

Doctors and a bit of fantasy dominate the programs picked up by Australia’s three commercial networks for later in the year and 2010.

Australian media loses two dumb jocks

NRL personality Matthew Johns has been “boned” by Channel Nine after his part in a Cronulla group-sex incident, while former St Kilda coach Grant Thomas has been given the arse by radio station SEN.

Media briefs: The incredible shrinking SMH and more

Matthew Johns stands down amid sex scandal, the ever shrinking SMH and reporter tweets being shot.

Correction: Rove not responsible for Logies

Kevin Whyte, Manager, Roving Enterprises, posts a correction to a Crikey article.

Glenn Dyer's TV Ratings: Logie awards win the night

The Logies pulled in 1.702 million viewers for Nine last night.

Gretel Killeen’s hairy hype

Nine are trying to hype this year’s Logies telecast with teaser pictures of host Gretel Killeen’s new hair-do. Feel the excitement.

Glenn Dyer's TV Ratings: Nine continues to slip

Nine News and ACA maintained their slow slide down the audience lists again last night, while the ABC scored with their strong Wednesday line-up.

Nine’s This Afternoon experiment could founder

The Nine Network’s plan for its new 4.30pm program isn’t a foregone conclusion.

Glenn Dyer's TV Ratings: Easter, what a waste of time it is (well in TV land)

Easter, what a waste of time it is. A great early year holiday break, buns and eggs up to the eyeballs and beyond, fish, if you are of that way, BBQs, of course and lots of sport. But not much else, especially on TV and outside of sport.

Glenn Dyer's TV Ratings: Seven news a winner

The Winners … The Losers … News & CA … The Stats … Glenn Dyer’s comments.

Tips and rumours: Fun and Games in Fort Fumble

Chaos at the Defence Department … 360% price increase at Visy … recession hits Logies?