First Dog on the Moon


Things we knew all along!

Der!

Who really lost the Culture Wars!

Clive James! Bastard!

Abigail fixes the hospitals

Cat Death Panels!

The tale of the cat and the mouse

Last night there was a huge storm…

Tony Abbott’s Penis: The Musical

Includes the smash hit “Tumescent Love”

The Six Primary Emotions

As demonstrated by the Minister for Climate Change and Water

It is December 2010 and Australia is under martial law

Prime Minister Gillard calls on Lieutenant Colonel Jasper

Obsessive Micro Managing Control Freaks? it’s the PMO!

Not that way you idiot!

Vintage First Dog: Keep your ETS safe

It’s the “Hound about Town” Crikey’s new gossip column

Click here to live large like the Crikey Crew at their fancy party!

First Dog on the Moon’s World Around Us

Tonight: The Beyonce Eating Spider (Theraphosa blondii)…

At home with The Onthemoons!

Thank you Facebook

Journalists have memories like goldfish. Discuss.

What does Tony Abbott’s penis stand for?

The story of the Guinea Pig and the Tussock

or My life as a poisonous toad by Piers Akerman

Bumper Stickers for Democracy!

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Dokkoon’s Baby and the heroin injecting room

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Tony Abbott’s Penis and the Goblet of Fire

This time it’s personal!

Sharks using SMS WTF?

Pauline Hanson is moving to the United Kingdom.

Greg Hunt and the Wobbegong

A man has been bitten by a shark at Mona Vale beach…

Kevin is on the nose…

The Government is facing certain disaster! Get Arsehat Media Management on the phone.

First Dog reveals Sample NAPLAN Questions

Salt is to slug as…

The Balloon King and the Tiny Fairy

A cautionary tale…

What didn’t happen

None of these things

We cross now live to…

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Barnaby Joyce – A Beautiful Mind

Today Barnaby will articulate how to expedience financially.