Columns / Lowbottom High Diaries


Re-educating Rita

While we wait for the Mao suits to be delivered and stocks of the Little Red Schoolbook disinterred for distribution in the Education Revolution, staff members have been exhorted to discard Old Customs, Old Culture, Old Habits, and Old Ideas, writes Trevor Diogenes.

From crayons to perfume

The primary function of the staff function is to generate enough gossip and innuendo to last us through to the next one, writes Trevor Diogenes.