The result itself was not the only close run thing about last month’s federal election.
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Our Election Tipping Contest: it’s not too late to pick the winners!
I expect to find the eventual winner from among the early entries rather than from among you laggards! But come on. Try and prove me wrong.
Our Election Tipping Contest is predicting a tight contest
The selections by our daily mail subscribers as the winners in the 20 marginal seats selected for our entry form point to the Coalition picking up seats!
What public figure needs their own musical?
Crikey competition time. Tell us an Australian public figure that deserves their own musical tribute, along the lines of Keating! The Musical. Who gets your vote?
The RuddBot Detailed Programmatic Specificity Translatorâ„¢
Pick a snippet of text — anything from a song lyrics to a poem to a conversation with your GP — and run it through the DetailedProgrammaticSpecificityTranslatorâ„¢. How would the Ruddbot say it?
There’s nothing like… a Crikey contest
A few weeks ago Tourism Australia launched it’s new campaign, further consigning Lara Bingle into the dustbins of history. Sounds like the makings for a Crikey Competition!
The Aussie TV Hall of Shame
To celebrate the launch of Crikey’s new TV blog White Noise, we want you to unearth some of those long-repressed memories and nominate the worst Aussie TV shows of all time.
Create a soundtrack for Newspoll
Tim Dunlop reckons Dennis Shannhan, the Newspoll entrails reader at The Australian, needs a soundtrack. Send him your suggestions and win some Crikey swag.
Flopfest: Crikey‘s film festival, as created by you!
Welcome to Flopfest, Crikey’s own film festival, as created by you! Make us an hilarious video, include Rudd’s silly “whacking” line and you could be a winner.
From the desk of First Dog: your CPRS entries
Last week we had a competition to celebrate the irresistible hilariousness of my Crepe Pugs, Nude Ducks cartoon.
Socks appeal: First Dog’s “name the porno” puts our filter to the test
The entries for our “Name Jasper and Abigail’s Pornographic Movie” competition” are in. What a grubby little bunch Crikey readers are.
The John Howard-Joe Hockey caption competition
A picture might tell 1000 words, but sometimes that’s not enough. Add your own to this priceless image and win a selection of prized First Dog On The Moon Crikey merchandise! What did Mr Howard say when he saw that nice young Joe Hockey off the premises at the weekend? Send your thoughts to boss@crikey.com.au […]
Brendan’s banner: The Winners
Crikey readers are full of wit. It’s been a tough decision, but we’ve narrowed down the finalists (and winner!) of the ‘name Brendan Nelson’s banner’ competition.
Put your words on Brendan’s banner
In a cheesy display of self publicity, Brendan Nelson bid his supporters farewell by standing on the side of the road with a hand drawn “Thank You” banner. Time for a Crikey Competition: write your own Brendan Nelson banner!
Debt truck winner announced
Tell Turnbull where to stick, er, send his Debt Truck, and win some goodies.








