For the technically savvy among you -- we know you all have a computer -- we offer this ringtone featuring Paul Keating at his most lyrical and John Howard at his most desiccated. A must have for every thinking person's mobile, cobbled together for Crikey by Red Symons.

To download the ringtone, right-click on this link and then select "Save target as..." (for Internet Explorer) or "Save link as..." (for Firefox) and save it to your desktop or music library. Then follow the instructions for your particular handset to transfer it to your phone.