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Jun 13, 2014
*Chris Kelly is a cartoonist/graphic designer. He once turned a political cartoon idea into a political party, brought down a government and made an Australian state government take a 10% paycut. Seriously (google it).
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“I say ‘Up you Jack!
Cause I’m okay’
I rank all night
And I wink all day…..”
[apologies to M. Python and Associates.]
May I suggest some lines..?
“Are we there yet?”, or “where’s the rest of me?” and a rounding chorus of the ultimate, “It just is.”
How about an Abbott theme song “is that all there is”
If I were Liz I’d want to make bringing the Commonwealth into disrepute a capital offence, then summons Abbott and Harper to the Tower.
What, no syrup Chris (Darn right no syrup!)
Isn’t Gretzky like our St Rupert – except he’s the Patron Saint of Canadia?
[He used to play Hockey too?
I think he was the first one to say “Ninety percent of Hockey is mental – the other half is physical” … and he didn’t even know our Treasurer?]
Deja vu all over again?
He used to be a panda – who wouldn’t be grizzly, with a monkey like Toady on your back?
Hooz Gretzky? Gotta luv the Mounted Bear Patrol though. And still dressed in red.
I knew. I kept tryin’ to tell youse, but youse would not listen.
Harper and Abbott – the moose and the goose. Gretzky should puck ’em off.
You know, I’m not old enough to know what McMahon got up to when he was PM; but he must have been some piece of work, if he’s still got Abbott covered?
Zut, look what Cecil did to Southern Africa – for the miners?
Diddlin’ and Dudley Do-Right.
Has anyone on the planet done more to sully the reputation of the Rhodes Scholarship than Toady?
“PM – Puppet of Murdoch”