Who’s texting Rupert Murdoch? We’ve no idea, but we can always have a stab at it …
What does the text to Rupert say and who’s it from …?
*Can you do better? Read the suggestions from Crikey readers — and add your own — in the comments. We’ll award a prize to our favourite …
Hi Rupert, Tony here. Did you know that in Asia they have… like.. a different word for everything!
You know you said not to worry about the hacking- well…
Wendy says ‘hi’. Regards, Tony.
Hi Rupert, its the Devil, meet you at the crossroads I want my soul back pls
Thanks for bailing me out of 10. Now, what line are we taking on handouts for the poor (takers) these days? Lach
As you always say, poor people need to learn to stand on their own two feet. Hand ups not handouts. PS. Thanks for the new job, 10 was killing me. Still, not as bad as OneTel. Lach
Ok ok, we’ll let you take over NBN Co so you can monopolise the internet AND pay TV, but only if your coverage of the next election is as good as your last. Malcolm. PS We never had this conversation.
Rupes. Need you to run stories on how killing Medicare and selling Medibank will be good for competition and premiums. Whatever you do, don’t draw people’s attention to health care costs in the US. Tony A.
How does Sir Rupert of Paywall sound? T.A.
Hi Rupert - soz but no knighthood w/out Aus citizenship. Best, Tony.
Rupert - I’m almost through the list the IPA gave me. Awaiting further instruction… Tony
Rupes - pro-Abbott editorial needed in the Oz - stat. Best, Peta
Hi RM, just found out it’s so fucking easy to hack in to peoples voicemails. Should hear the personal and distressing stuff we’re going to print. Had to pay the old bill a huge whack, but well worth it. Best part, no one knows it’s us. Cheers Rebekah
Bastard. Rebecca B.
Rupert, this is your new password for your voice mail
Getting married again. Can you send 60K for dress, 100K for flowers, one mill for reception. I’ll pay for booze and canapés. You and the boys not invited, sorry. Wendi xox
Great to be on board. There’s nothing going on that I should know about, is there? Lachlan
Thanks Dad … What do I do now? - Tony.
It’s now been five minutes and the Oz website still hasn’t loaded. What do I do now? Lach.
Congratulations - U been Denged!
This shows tony had someone hack your phone and Wendi knew about it
Rupert, I have not heard if you’ll accept that Knighthood yet, please advise earliest. Her majesty is anxious to get us done this year.
Congratulations. UB Denged.
Rupert, dont you own twitter? Everyone is making fun of me at #abbottmh370 Do something! Love Tony
now, just point this at the country…. and the government will change
..and this is where you download Game of Thrones..
‘Look Rupes I’m telling you, you can’t hack Candy Crush’
“Know you think pencils more secure . . but seriously Rupert, this can erase instantaneously. Tony ‘A’!
Yes scoop Rupert. On ‘Highest Authority’ possible . . know location of MH370 - Pell!
“Now you are only getting this because you can’t tweet on it.”
Hi Rupert, please enjoy the iphone cover free with your Crikey subscription. By the way, we don’t really hate you that much. LOL.
And thats how we hack a phone
That line about “Everyone will have to bear the load”. With the obvious exceptions of course.
You don’t need a machete to hack a phone.
EXCLUSIVE - Taliban moves headquarters to bottom of Indian Ocean - tomorrow’s headline in the Oz? Cheers, Chris M.
No, they don’t come with a ‘smite’ button
… I know my comment above doesn’t apply to the text - but maybe you need a second contest for what the flunky is saying to/asking Rupert
Dad, does the phone-hacking account come under R&D or Security? I can never remember. Lachie
WENDI to RUPERT: “I forgot to tell you; I’m pregnant again-it’s a boy!”
Thanks Rupert..What do you want me to do now?- Tony
Dad, this is called an “I-phone”… its the way of the future.. apparently
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