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He’s not even Australian

Lifeboat

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  • 1
    Andybob
    Posted Monday, 10 February 2014 at 1:00 pm | Permalink

    Lifeboat’ has a distinctly Orwellian ring. How about ‘0FG Boat’. Zero F-cks Given.

  • 2
    rhwombat
    Posted Monday, 10 February 2014 at 1:20 pm | Permalink

    …but deliver them from evil, as they forgive those who trespass against them…

  • 3
    Persia
    Posted Monday, 10 February 2014 at 1:29 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, rhwombat and continuing on the religious theme, if there was a Dog, by crikey you’d think she’d have smote the slime reponsible for all of this ‘hate the Other’ stuff long since.

  • 4
    zut alors
    Posted Monday, 10 February 2014 at 1:33 pm | Permalink

    If this baby is the Second Coming then Toady & Scrott are toast.

  • 5
    Lablover
    Posted Monday, 10 February 2014 at 1:46 pm | Permalink

    …’stop the browns’… could this be the new, or more correctly, recycled, White Australia Policy of the 21st Century. Just wondering out loud.

  • 6
    paddy
    Posted Monday, 10 February 2014 at 1:48 pm | Permalink

    In the saddest possible way….The eyes have it FD.

  • 7
    ernmalleyscat
    Posted Monday, 10 February 2014 at 1:51 pm | Permalink

    That baby looks very like the baby in Eraserhead.
    And the circumstances are very similar - “there’s a baby at the hospital. And you’re responsible.” “But I can’t be.”
    And the nightmare that followed is playing out.
    Oh, we are sick.

  • 8
    Posted Monday, 10 February 2014 at 2:29 pm | Permalink

    Those bloody ‘life rafts’ give the word orange a nasty taste.

  • 9
    NIGEL MITCHELL
    Posted Monday, 10 February 2014 at 3:00 pm | Permalink

    Please, please, please release this brilliant cartoon from behind the paywall so I can share it

  • 10
    Wynn
    Posted Monday, 10 February 2014 at 3:17 pm | Permalink

    I realise this is probably a silly question, but can anyone help me with the relevance of the Leunig reference?

  • 11
    Bill Hilliger
    Posted Monday, 10 February 2014 at 4:08 pm | Permalink

    The drawings

  • 12
    Interrobanging On
    Posted Monday, 10 February 2014 at 5:07 pm | Permalink

    Andybob

    Perhaps FUBS* Boat would work.

    *F@ck off, Brown Scum

  • 13
    drmick
    Posted Monday, 10 February 2014 at 5:12 pm | Permalink

    The age of entitlement is over baby. Deal with it. You picked the wrong mother; If you are not offering freebies or you are not a wealthy individual or company; this mutha says you are not welcome.
    Don’t feel bad though; he doesn’t like most of us either; especially the soft ones who think he and his government are beneath contempt.

  • 14
    rhwombat
    Posted Monday, 10 February 2014 at 6:14 pm | Permalink

    IO: Let’s call them what they are: Australian prison hulks. It is not illegal to come to Australia by boat and claim asylum. It is clearly illegal to direct your navy to tow the prison hulks into Indonesian territorial waters then abandon them. I presume each hulk has a locator, so the RAN & Customs can tell when the said Australian prison hulk is refuelled and returned to it’s morally bankrupt owners - us.

  • 15
    benson benson
    Posted Monday, 10 February 2014 at 6:31 pm | Permalink

    moses was a boat baby, #reallymakesyouthink

  • 16
    drmick
    Posted Monday, 10 February 2014 at 6:36 pm | Permalink

    Andybob. My ancestor arrived in Australia, in chains, on the “Friendship”. The irony is delicious as there were no orange boats for that green reprobate. Those pommies sent him here to stay.
    This pommie bas tard, and the scrotum,put them in chains at this end, and float them off somewhere else. Doesnt seem fair to me.

  • 17
    drmick
    Posted Monday, 10 February 2014 at 6:50 pm | Permalink

    I wonder how Mr Noah would go with his boat if he tried to land in gods country?

  • 18
    AR
    Posted Monday, 10 February 2014 at 8:43 pm | Permalink

    WHERE ARE THE CHAFF BAGS WHEN NEEDED?

  • 19
    DiddyWrote
    Posted Tuesday, 11 February 2014 at 12:34 am | Permalink

    I’ve been trying to get this to fly all evening without success,

    I thought people might be interested in the first recorded use of FUCK in English especially as it’s target is quite topical today.

    http://io9.com/heres-the-first-recorded-instance-of-the-f-word-in-eng-1519247071

    I think it’s as relevant today as was back then

  • 20
    Lablover
    Posted Tuesday, 11 February 2014 at 12:36 pm | Permalink

    Quite so, questionable morals for both ‘Abbotts’ would be my take on the above.

  • 21
    rhwombat
    Posted Tuesday, 11 February 2014 at 2:19 pm | Permalink

    DiddyWrote: now that is spectacular.

  • 22
    klewso
    Posted Tuesday, 11 February 2014 at 4:48 pm | Permalink

    After all the other dog-whistles they’ve tried, it was lucky the arrow on the Abbott Chocolate Wheel of Slogans finally stopped at “Stop the Deaths at Sea”, makes it sound like it’s about “humanity”?

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