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Aussie Caravan Park Not Good Enough For Fancy Francey Monsieur Tony!

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  • 1
    Le Hazurier
    Posted Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 1:06 pm | Permalink

    Ahhahahhahahaaaaa! Extra saucissons aujourd’hui First Dog!

  • 2
    Shaniq'ua Shardonn'ay
    Posted Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 1:09 pm | Permalink

    Bookshelf Brandis” love that. Hope someone got him an ipad for Xmas, might save us some $$

  • 3
    drmick
    Posted Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 1:29 pm | Permalink

    He took the leader of the nation over to Switzerland with him Firsty. The Kredlin is doing its best to ensure he does not step in anything that he cant lick off when he puts his foot in his mouth.
    She should have went by herself because she wont let him say anything, and no one else is allowed to say anything either.
    I wonder if he took her on holidays to france? if he needed to keep in contact, would he email her, or send a french letter?

  • 4
    ianjohnno
    Posted Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 1:30 pm | Permalink

    Frère Antoine, Frère Antoine
    où êtes-vous? où êtes-vous
    extraire les chiffres, extraire les chiffres
    laver votre dong, laver votre dong

  • 5
    klewso
    Posted Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 1:37 pm | Permalink

    Is it true Toady’s globe is an OSRAM?

  • 6
    klewso
    Posted Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 1:43 pm | Permalink

    So what should we call a turdy general?

  • 7
    klewso
    Posted Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 1:48 pm | Permalink

    And “Why France?”
    Because he wanted to be closer to the merde, och?

  • 8
    Andybob
    Posted Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 2:30 pm | Permalink

    It’s the return ticket I object to.

  • 9
    Queen of Nambour
    Posted Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 2:34 pm | Permalink

    Pass me another bottle of that cheeky little Châteauneuf-du-Pape will you pet …or is that spelt peta? I’m confused …is Tony over there taking lessons from Mr Hollande on how to conduct his affairs or our affairs? Who’s having an affair and why are we eating foie gras? Horrible practice. And why is George wearing a Truss while sitting on a bookcase? And Cory and Pyny are teaching bible classes when they’ve been told to leave the kiddies alone? Who’s in charge of all this mess First Doggy? Who??? It’s all too much really.

  • 10
    rhwombat
    Posted Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 3:27 pm | Permalink

    Gack! Is it only my sick mind that produces a mental image, prompted by frame 4, of the Poodle salivating over the PM’s (Prime Monster? Primping Moron? Poodle Meister? Petty Murdocheer?) firm buttocks remaining in charge and behind….where else would they be?

  • 11
    zut alors
    Posted Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 3:32 pm | Permalink

    If you google Warren Truss you’ll still be none the wiser.

    Toady should be made to return via Nauru. Or perhaps a forced stop over at Timor-Leste where he’d receive a spirited reception.

  • 12
    Dez Paul
    Posted Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 3:44 pm | Permalink

    It all smells very poissony to me. Australia’s big fromage frottaging with the French while the excrement is on a trajectory towards a fan here at home. Credlin better come back soon cause some senior ministers obviously need a good spanking.

  • 13
    PDGFD1
    Posted Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 3:56 pm | Permalink

    FD and kelwso, thanks for your business…
    Double-checking the requisite changes to the letterhead and email signature folders..
    Herr Georg Brandarse, Aturdy General.
    Correct?

  • 14
    rhwombat
    Posted Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 4:22 pm | Permalink

    PDGFD1: AKA Toad of Toad Hall. Poop! Poop!

  • 15
    ernmalleyscat
    Posted Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 4:26 pm | Permalink

    Hmm, you know who else holidayed at a place named after a raptor nest.
    Hmm, Hawks Nest not good enough for Tony. Maybe he prefers Eagles Nest not far from Switzerland in the Bavarian Alps. Just like, you know, someone else who ran a totalitarian regime fond of incursions over the neighbour’s borders. Hmm.

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    drmick
    Posted Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 5:18 pm | Permalink

    EMC; Where is viva the revolution emc?
    I read a lovely piece today that likened the current swiss “festival of the loot” to the last week before WW1; complete with rich bearded dukes and other billionaires with faces that looked like puckered post hibernation bears behinds.
    The knuckle dragger holidaying in France added plausibility to this story.

  • 17
    paddy
    Posted Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 5:31 pm | Permalink

    I open Crikey, click on the magical FDOTM…. And I can suddenly understand French!!!
    Someone call Christopher Pyne and get FD appointed to the curriculum committee at once. It’s a bloody miracle I tells ya.

  • 18
    AR
    Posted Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 6:24 pm | Permalink

    Almost certain that PM spouses are entitled to a tax funded ticket but the daughters, being adult certainly not. but that would be finicky,…wouldn’t it? Not like a sin-living hair dresser, nudge nudge.

  • 19
    Posted Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 9:04 pm | Permalink

    To celebrate this auspicious occasion I have created a new recipe.

    LAPIN AUSTRALIEN AVEC GRENOUILLE FRIT O CRAPAUD AVEC CANNE DE BAMBOU

  • 20
    Posted Wednesday, 22 January 2014 at 9:05 pm | Permalink

    Rough translation ‘Australian Rabbott with fried frog, or fried cane toad.’

  • 21
    drmick
    Posted Thursday, 23 January 2014 at 6:06 am | Permalink

    The Kredlin will ensure that the KPMG thouroughly investigate and justify with sums an everything that the breach of her borders for a holiday was legal and not a farcical lurk.
    We should all be very afraid of the Kredlin and her KPMG.

  • 22
    rhwombat
    Posted Thursday, 23 January 2014 at 7:19 am | Permalink

    drm: I thought there was a purge, and the Kredlin Personal Management Group had changed their name to the Federal Sow Board.

  • 23
    leon knight
    Posted Thursday, 23 January 2014 at 8:28 am | Permalink

    I sense a lot of pent-up frustration here, as a direct result of FD’s holiday break…..let it all hang out, L’etendard sanglant est levee..!!

  • 24
    drmick
    Posted Thursday, 23 January 2014 at 8:40 am | Permalink

    The secret auditing police, KPMG, employed by the Kredlin are charged with causing fear by kite flying unpopular partisan fart bubble policies and cutbacks so that the real ones, planned for May release,are not as crappy as the turkeys they have already released and denied. The Kredlin is not good and does not intend to do any good. Be afraid, be very afraid. We are a corporation now, not a country.
    No more Australia Days.
    We will have to celebrate the corporations that own us. One day australia wont be for sale; because everything will have been sold.

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    klewso
    Posted Thursday, 23 January 2014 at 10:52 am | Permalink

    PD, what sort of paper are you addressing to the Aturdy General?

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