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Crikey says: and now, a look at the weather …

It’s getting hot in here. So what does the weather-person say is going on? How we’re letting corporates off the tax hook. The internet has changed forever: Stilgherrian reports on the landmark legal case. Guy Rundle is on the scandalous streets of Paris. We’re in Egypt and Cambodia as their worlds change. Plus Helen Razer’s economic analysis. Really.

And now to the weather. Let’s cross to Herald Sun weatherman Andrew Bolt:

Back last night from New Zealand, where tour operators on the South Island were apologising for the unseasonal cold, with summer snow falling on mountains from Southland to Kaikoura. In Queenstown, though, a tourist from Chicago still gloated to me how he’d dodged the record-breaking cold gripping the US.

But back in Melbourne I am plunged back in the same global warming madness, with a local heat wave treated by warmists as a proxy for a world-wide heating …”

Actually, never mind, let’s cross to an actual meteorologist. Magdalena Roze reports for Crikey:

This record-breaking heat is occurring in ‘neutral’ El Nino conditions. A quick refresh: during a strong El Nino we typically see our worst droughts/heatwaves in south-east Australia, and during a strong La Nina we typically see above-average rainfall and cooler temperatures over eastern Australia. So breaking heat records for duration and intensity in these current neutral El Nino conditions is like a race car driver recording his fastest speed in rain with poor tyres.

So what’s to come? The frequency, duration and intensity of both heatwaves and hot days have increased in the last 30-40 years, and record hot days are outweighing record cold days by three to one. Australia’s longer, hotter and more frequent heatwaves are consistent with climate change predictions  —  and the trend is expected to continue.”

And that’s the real news. Chill out.

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  • 1
    klewso
    Posted Thursday, 16 January 2014 at 1:03 pm | Permalink

    Blot speaking with his expertise in his field? ….. But when did Bull-shit become a science?

  • 2
    CML
    Posted Thursday, 16 January 2014 at 2:55 pm | Permalink

    Why do we need to read anything that Bolt has to say? After all, we now it is total cr+p. I spend my life NOT reading any of the Murdoch papers, so don’t appreciate having any of their biased nonsense reproduced here in Crikey.

  • 3
    AR
    Posted Thursday, 16 January 2014 at 5:40 pm | Permalink

    There will be much mental gymnastics from the usual suspects as the next el Nino begins and the usual “once-in-a-hundred-year-events” drought & heat, recur like clockwork.
    Hopefully, enough of the electorate will have watched the denialist, demented & deranged ideologues and panderers in the current government for a couple of years because, when the next election is due, el Nino will be barely getting into its stride, plus the new solar cycle.
    Burn,baby, BURN!

  • 4
    klewso
    Posted Thursday, 16 January 2014 at 6:34 pm | Permalink

    Sad to think, there are people out there that look to Blot for confirming affirmation that their prejudices are Rightly held?
    Like “Collapsible Bolt A” on the Titanic?

  • 5
    klewso
    Posted Thursday, 16 January 2014 at 6:35 pm | Permalink

    A Murdoch helped launch that too?

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