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Australia has World’s Best Practice Childcare and Sharks

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  • 1
    ernmalleyscat
    Posted Wednesday, 11 December 2013 at 1:28 pm | Permalink

    A little vegan Quinn-Noah. Best name yet and it will happen.

  • 2
    zut alors
    Posted Wednesday, 11 December 2013 at 1:38 pm | Permalink

    Uncle Tony’s Mean Idiot Flakes - brilliant. It looks like his colleagues have already gorged themselves on them. In fact the Speaker has actually transmogrified into one.

    Outstanding cartoonery, Mr Dog.

  • 3
    paddy
    Posted Wednesday, 11 December 2013 at 1:46 pm | Permalink

    Having received my *magnificent* FDOTM calendar in the post today. YAY!
    I’m now feeling deprived, because I didn’t get a complimentary packet of
    “Mean Idiot Flakes” to go with it.
    (Definitely worth speaking to FD marketing about a fertile field for profiteering there.)

  • 4
    klewso
    Posted Wednesday, 11 December 2013 at 1:49 pm | Permalink

    Pass the Froot Rupes….

  • 5
    SusieQ
    Posted Wednesday, 11 December 2013 at 2:07 pm | Permalink

    Nap time - I think Tony and Co are hoping thats what we’ll do through to the next election, so we won’t notice anything.

  • 6
    ianjohnno
    Posted Wednesday, 11 December 2013 at 2:28 pm | Permalink

    Be careful of World’s Best Practice.
    Often it is just a race to the bottom where customers will just tolerate the product/service.

  • 7
    Plonkoclock
    Posted Wednesday, 11 December 2013 at 2:28 pm | Permalink

    I blame the Coles/ Woolworths duopoly that I can’t buy Idiot Fruit Loops in Godzone

  • 8
    Plonkoclock
    Posted Wednesday, 11 December 2013 at 2:30 pm | Permalink

    Especially the new ones with added B@st@rd! Gold, FD!

  • 9
    drovers cat
    Posted Wednesday, 11 December 2013 at 2:33 pm | Permalink

    Glad to see it was Mean Idiot Flakes, not Flake - that would truly be circular.

    One of your best, dog#1 - I have spread it far and wide among colleagues who will all rush to subscribe to crikey

  • 10
    drmick
    Posted Wednesday, 11 December 2013 at 2:35 pm | Permalink

    Firsty; his first job was to take our scabby 1 dollar a day back from aged care workers, and gave it to the nursing home owners and shareholders; He then took away our superannuation benefit to give it to rich superannuates; he then attacks poor child care workers and wants to give their money to his friends who own “education” shop-fronts. He tried to take education money away from public schools and give it to private schools. Do you think there is a pattern emerging here?
    I might be wrong but it looks like he hates us in aged care worse than anyone else; including the poor. If the meek are to inherit the earth it wont be while mean as a rats abbut and his anti-robin hoodlums are running the show.

  • 11
    Interrobanging On
    Posted Wednesday, 11 December 2013 at 2:53 pm | Permalink

    Dr Mick, be careful. The kerosene baths might not be too far away…

    Bronnie only has to have a word from the Speaker’s chair to the invisible and odious Dutton (can I get away with calling him “Fart” Dutton, being invisible and odious?) and it is on.

  • 12
    AR
    Posted Wednesday, 11 December 2013 at 3:26 pm | Permalink

    I wanted to comment on this but nothing I could think of matched its brilliance or that of most of those below so I’ll just read it again and enjoy.
    Could it be because I have QT from the Senate on at the moment that my brain is bludgeoned into mush?
    Oh noessies, it’s Cretinardi blathering now, after a bvicious effort form Concerta & Michaela trying to out mean each other.

  • 13
    AR
    Posted Wednesday, 11 December 2013 at 3:27 pm | Permalink

    aagghhh, i can’t even type proper-like, turn it off, turn it off!

  • 14
    Andybob
    Posted Wednesday, 11 December 2013 at 3:33 pm | Permalink

    If the sharks stayed in the oceans I might not worry too much about them being World’s Best Practice. It’s when they walk around us on two legs, infest the land with their neverending hunger and get elected to federal parliament that we all have to look out.

    I also have a T-shirt request FD. “I’m a childcare worker. I gave the money back and I’m proud !” - Sure fire market.

  • 15
    klewso
    Posted Wednesday, 11 December 2013 at 5:13 pm | Permalink

    Can’t we just put the childcare workers in a chaff-bag, along with Juliar and Bob, and deliver them to the sharks?

  • 16
    Queen of Nambour
    Posted Wednesday, 11 December 2013 at 5:31 pm | Permalink

    I may be a naught but a blue rinsed matriarch from the pineapple zone with a fondness for the tiara but in my humble opinion we have got it all wrong. I think Tony has been imbibing high protein shots of Putin juice, and so he would be perfect for lashing to the beach to protect everyone from the illegal great whites heading for our shores. We should put that blonde chappie who did a fabulous job teaching our kiddies their ABC’s, young Eddie someone, in charge of parliament and send all the pollies off to the Holden factory to learn “World’s best practice management ISO9746” so they can work in the breakfast cereal service centre more effectively. Aunty Bronny can man the phones until everyone gets back at the end of festering season and hopefully by then little Billy will have found his balls hanging on the Christmas tree.

  • 17
    drovers cat
    Posted Wednesday, 11 December 2013 at 5:32 pm | Permalink

    Ab - I’d rather “I’m a childcare worker and worth every penny - so f*ck you, Abbott”

  • 18
    drmick
    Posted Wednesday, 11 December 2013 at 5:45 pm | Permalink

    Thanks for the heads up and about bits out interrobanging on; I also fear Matron Speakers`s fire breathing may be kerosine assisted, and it wont just be the poor and the opposition with singed eyebrows and burnt follicles.

  • 19
    Anne M F
    Posted Wednesday, 11 December 2013 at 6:01 pm | Permalink

    Very very Good Dog

  • 20
    drmick
    Posted Thursday, 12 December 2013 at 8:41 am | Permalink

    Holden. Another victim of Wolds Best Practice right eing idology at a government level. They have cost us billions, lost jobs increased our debt, picked fights with the entire pacific rim and have not built one piece of infrastructure. Any money they have given away has been to the rich. WORST GOVERNMENT EVER; even without krudd undermining them.

  • 21
    Posted Sunday, 29 December 2013 at 7:07 pm | Permalink

    paw right on the button as usual, thanks 1st dog

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