Are women still permitted to own property?
No, zut, but they can still clean them - and get their hymens repaired if they’re not yet married while they’re at it
Speaking of Smug Alanache (and Avalanche)…
The Silver lining marsupials have asked me to say…
(yet again) One more time…. ARRRR HARRRR HARRR
zut… as with 50’s… only with their husband or father co-signing on mortgage and back account
(No kidding… my bank asked me for ‘husband’s’ details yesterday… Reminded ‘client services’ manager it wasn’t an appropriate question … and from a merely practical perspective, one might be an orphan, single, or gay… I’m switching banks as we ‘speak’).
Risin’ up, back on the street
Had the vote, took our chances,
Went the distance, now he’s back on his feet
Just a dog with a pen, what a scribe !
It’s the eye of the dibbler
Such amazing foresight
And combined with a memory that’s archival
As the last free cartoobist
Stalks his prey in the night
He’s still watching them all with the
Eye of the dibbler
Day Two and the science is in.
So science is out
My “Save Australia from Rampant Feminism” pack arrived in the mail today with a handwritten love note from our new PM. I opened the red velour box and I now have my new “Oestrogen powered ironing board”, “Stepford Wife perming curlers”, a pair of flesh coloured “Step Ins”(ask your grandmothers about that one) and my very own personalised “You know what the greatest gift you can give a man” chastity belt with Tony’s face in cloche enamel on the lock. Somehow I managed to put it on backwards before activating the little padlock and now Tony’s face is nestled in my bum c …..well …you know what I mean. Pass me that bottle of Sapphire please dear Doggie!
Frame #9 Poor Peanut.
Forced to pose with that bucket on his head while reading Rupert’s tweets.
Too cruel FD.
But at least we’ll always have Indi. Hahahaha
Is it true that spunky single womenfolk will have to wear a warning badge: HOT. DO NOT TOUCH
I’ve been loitering on the edge of the pack but I want in FD. Available for active duty at FD Institute. I’m signing Andybob’s latest effort loudly and proudly ( to the bewilderment of this household’s ‘first dog’.)
Hide the Boatz!!!
Australia is under new mangement - including Toady supervising Women’s Affairs?
Those fat cats frog-marched into chaff bags, what happened to their Bolt holes?
Spot on Firdo. Cant wait to see him turn up at the NRL grand Final and get booed by everyone except murdoch employees;, then present the Beast & Fiercest Wife Beating Drunk award, (aka the dally m awards)to the lucky needle jockey that wont be fronting the 2014 advertising campaign because he is in jail/on remand/on probation or in rehab.
Only 26,232 hours more of the Hated Abbotista Regime. If it survives the Revolutionary Struggle of the small animals and Former Public Servants in the Brindabella camp. Which it won’t.
Top work Andybob. We shall use that song for our forced march training.
emc I am still very impressed with your new avatar.
Long live your fight to bring down the Prime Misogynist.
May the hours rush by.
yes job well done andybob thanks
Indi. Love that word. Reminds me of that scene in the Mel Brooks classic “Young Frankenstein” when the horses rear up and whinny in terror at the sound of the name “Frau Blucher”. The sound of the word “Indi” now does the same to all the Liberal party horse-headed hacks…
@ Queen of Nambour - If I had a coffee in my hand (as I am often want to do when reading FDOTM)I would now be in need of both new keyboard and nostrils. Good luck with the cleft resident…
(“Greetings from LA*”)
Can’t help myself - Bad Abbott.
“Now I’m running wild, no control.
And it’s a shame to see
How a saint like me
Has got so many, bad ‘Abbotts
“When I’m off the rails
My opinion flails; temptations got
A hold on me
And I can’t refuse,
I live to abuse,
Can’t help myself,
“Well I’m always Right -
Somethin’ you can’t fight -
Can’t stop steppin’ out to get my fun.
Well I tried to be good,
But I knew I never could
Cause I’ve got more bad ‘Abbott’s than anyone
“When I get the urge,
I just got to purge -
All those slaves, to my desires.
Well I’m in a mess
And now you’re depressed, because I am
“Well I “NO!” I’m always Right,
That’s something I don’t fight
I can’t stop going out and having fun.
Well I tried to be good
And I know I always should
But I’ve got more bad ‘Abbotts
“When I get the urge
I just got to scourge.
I’m a slave to all my desires.
Oh Lordy how you’re blessed!
Cause I can’t repress all of these.”
(* Lyin’ Abbott)
Can we own black people again yet?
I’m black deep down amongst the rubble, Tim Keegan and I refuse to be owned as all the rest of us will when the slavers come knocking on our doors.
I like the Andybob pome best.
A free cartoon! Good and generous and kind dog.
Gold Andybob. Gold. From now on he shall be known as bad Abbott
Whatever happened to Billy Field?
Doc, then there’s His Nasty ‘Abbott.
You are right Klewso; he might man date that all single men have the 44 gallon drum under the house.
I thought he and his front bench had cornered the market on that little item but he and Cardinal Pull have seen a business opportunity and they are on to it. $50 a barrel? They must have seen you coming. lol
Oh my dear First Dog, I am so glad you’ve got your mojo back. It was all a bit dire there for a while. Long may you tear strips off the bastards by revealing them in all their ridiculous vanity, vile deceit and sickening hypocrisy. A thousand blessings on you and your paintbox. Love, Susan
My greatest concern is for the fate of the ABC Interpretive Dance Bandicoot. Has anyone seen him since the change of regime? Is that him on that missing poster?
Pathetic I know but I burst into laughter at the frames on Indi. Weak and potentially vindictive of me I know but that was funny! Keep up the marsupialist satire, most needed in these dumb days.
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