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  • 1
    ianjohnno
    Posted Monday, 9 September 2013 at 12:48 pm | Permalink

    Is Maisie Christopher’s half sister?

  • 2
    zut alors
    Posted Monday, 9 September 2013 at 1:03 pm | Permalink

    The Abbott government has clearly been given a mandate… for poodles.

  • 3
    Mike Jones
    Posted Monday, 9 September 2013 at 1:12 pm | Permalink

    Bonjour Doggonaux. Je vais a la consulate Francaise pour applyer pour l’asylum depuis le terroir australien que commencerais dans un minute ou deux.

  • 4
    ernmalleyscat
    Posted Monday, 9 September 2013 at 1:18 pm | Permalink

    Haha, Cream Spoodle. This running dog of the Hated Abbotista Regime is on the list for re-education.

  • 5
    paddy
    Posted Monday, 9 September 2013 at 1:28 pm | Permalink

    Outrageous FD! I’ve already contacted the ACCC to complain.
    Gourmet Chunks with Gravy contains absolutely *no* Skippy whatsoever.
    It’s 100% Bandicoot and proud of it.
    It’s Your ABC for dinner in a convenient tin!

  • 6
    zut alors
    Posted Monday, 9 September 2013 at 1:30 pm | Permalink

    EMC, some valuable counterintelligence: the spoodle is the force behind this outfit. Toady once declared his entire household, including the dog, is female and admitted he’s last in the pecking order.

    Ergo he’s subservient to the spoodle’s agenda, political and otherwise.

  • 7
    Plonkoclock
    Posted Monday, 9 September 2013 at 1:33 pm | Permalink

    MJ Vous will faire tres bien avec votre parfait Francaise! Mais peut etre, un lecon ou deux avec Zut Alors..

  • 8
    drovers cat
    Posted Monday, 9 September 2013 at 1:47 pm | Permalink

    Well, if you think I’m going to change my name to something stupid like, uh, drovers dog, you’ve another think coming.
    Cats plan …

  • 9
    drmick
    Posted Monday, 9 September 2013 at 1:50 pm | Permalink

    Tony & the spoodle with a mo, licking their privates contentedly after a meal while eyeing off the other good sorts at the table makes for a scary picture, and leaves a nasty taste in the mouth.

  • 10
    Andybob
    Posted Monday, 9 September 2013 at 2:05 pm | Permalink

    Jasper’s play for Bob Carr’s Senate seat seems to turn on who secures the top left corner of the ALP internal phone directory, thus ensuring they are called first. Jasper’s paw marks are all over a document leaked on and given to the press with his number scrawled in red crayon up the top left.

    Now that the distraction of the election is behind them the ALP can concentrate on what’s really important - consolidating and improving factional positions. Opportunities for payback and recrimination unrestrained by fear of electoral backlash have now opened up and bystanders would be well advised to put something solid between them and the flurry of knives. Early points should go to those calling for root and branch reform of others’ fiefdoms.

  • 11
    klewso
    Posted Monday, 9 September 2013 at 3:22 pm | Permalink

    Heads up? How do we tell Jasper from Bob?

  • 12
    Posted Monday, 9 September 2013 at 3:25 pm | Permalink

    MIKE JONES: Moi aussi, my friend, moi aussi. Pero sería mejor si me voy á Sud America.

    SPOODLE?? Sounds like something to weave with.

  • 13
    klewso
    Posted Monday, 9 September 2013 at 3:25 pm | Permalink

    I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.”

    This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.”

  • 14
    Posted Monday, 9 September 2013 at 3:27 pm | Permalink

    ANDYBOB: The ALP has had a more than fair warning. If they don’t get their act together after Saturday’s drubbing, they don’t deserve to survive.

  • 15
    Posted Monday, 9 September 2013 at 3:29 pm | Permalink

    Is its name really Maisie? Jesús, poor medium size dog.

  • 16
    Pusscat
    Posted Monday, 9 September 2013 at 3:43 pm | Permalink

    Thanks so much, FD, for at least tweaking the flag — that little touch of Rin Tin Tin at least helped my lunch of beans to go down. For now.

  • 17
    klewso
    Posted Monday, 9 September 2013 at 3:51 pm | Permalink

    Venise - she’s named after Tony’s brayne.

  • 18
    klewso
    Posted Monday, 9 September 2013 at 3:54 pm | Permalink

    Not the corny stuff - but the “maze hedge (your bets)” stuff.

  • 19
    Shaniq'ua Shardonn'ay
    Posted Monday, 9 September 2013 at 4:11 pm | Permalink

    She looks like Chrissie Wissy with a pearl necklace..how appropriate.

  • 20
    klewso
    Posted Monday, 9 September 2013 at 4:20 pm | Permalink

    Who’d give Pyne a pearl necklace? Cory Bernardi?

  • 21
    drmick
    Posted Monday, 9 September 2013 at 4:47 pm | Permalink

    Klewso I am with you. I was afraid to mention the white dotted line for fear of the censor and the fact that the dog looked strikingly like any certain front row females on tones front bench;(the whiskers were the give away) but i am am sure that an aroused pyne was easy meat once he schnoodled with the smoodle.

  • 22
    Shaniq'ua Shardonn'ay
    Posted Monday, 9 September 2013 at 5:09 pm | Permalink

    I just hope Crissy has had his shots beforehand.

  • 23
    drmick
    Posted Monday, 9 September 2013 at 5:17 pm | Permalink

    First dog must be delighted. We have always enjoyed doggy style & now we get it daily, for free, for the next three years. Sit, roll over, look out.

  • 24
    PDGFD1
    Posted Monday, 9 September 2013 at 7:53 pm | Permalink

    Now Now Doggonauts… She’s a fellow ‘4-paw’…
    I’m with EMC (although more gently).. we can infiltrate and re-educate ‘Mayzee’ (first order of business.. remove Bitchslap’s pearls)

  • 25
    Bernie Green
    Posted Tuesday, 10 September 2013 at 10:10 am | Permalink

    Everyone who voted the right way will have nothing to fear. Even those who mistakenly voted for the LDP will get a pass. Shit happens.

    Even so the Liberal party are gracious enough to govern for everyone. Even people who have clear deficiencies of caliber.

    Not everyone will have skippy chunks in their petfood however. They will have imitation skippy chunks made out of processed something.

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