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FIRST DOG ON THE MOON

Sep 9, 2013

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25 thoughts on “It’s Maisie time!

  1. Outrageous FD! I’ve already contacted the ACCC to complain.
    Gourmet Chunks with Gravy contains absolutely *no* Skippy whatsoever.
    It’s 100% Bandicoot and proud of it.
    It’s Your ABC for dinner in a convenient tin!

  2. EMC, some valuable counterintelligence: the spoodle is the force behind this outfit. Toady once declared his entire household, including the dog, is female and admitted he’s last in the pecking order.

    Ergo he’s subservient to the spoodle’s agenda, political and otherwise.

  3. Tony & the spoodle with a mo, licking their privates contentedly after a meal while eyeing off the other good sorts at the table makes for a scary picture, and leaves a nasty taste in the mouth.

  4. Jasper’s play for Bob Carr’s Senate seat seems to turn on who secures the top left corner of the ALP internal phone directory, thus ensuring they are called first. Jasper’s paw marks are all over a document leaked on and given to the press with his number scrawled in red crayon up the top left.

    Now that the distraction of the election is behind them the ALP can concentrate on what’s really important – consolidating and improving factional positions. Opportunities for payback and recrimination unrestrained by fear of electoral backlash have now opened up and bystanders would be well advised to put something solid between them and the flurry of knives. Early points should go to those calling for root and branch reform of others’ fiefdoms.

  5. “I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.”

    “This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.”

  6. Klewso I am with you. I was afraid to mention the white dotted line for fear of the censor and the fact that the dog looked strikingly like any certain front row females on tones front bench;(the whiskers were the give away) but i am am sure that an aroused pyne was easy meat once he schnoodled with the smoodle.

  7. Now Now Doggonauts… She’s a fellow ‘4-paw’…
    I’m with EMC (although more gently).. we can infiltrate and re-educate ‘Mayzee’ (first order of business.. remove Bitchslap’s pearls)

  8. Everyone who voted the right way will have nothing to fear. Even those who mistakenly voted for the LDP will get a pass. Shit happens.

    Even so the Liberal party are gracious enough to govern for everyone. Even people who have clear deficiencies of caliber.

    Not everyone will have skippy chunks in their petfood however. They will have imitation skippy chunks made out of processed something.