I always thought the national gambling help line should be promoted with “Every fifth call wins!”
Stop stop, enuff. This rings too true.
Am now pondering what items might be on display in the A J0nes museum but am confident should I list any this post will mysteriously disappear off planet earth.
FD: Frame 12 _ Gold - at last the byline photo for GJ has been updated, have been asking for it for yonks, so can express my views in *poison* thanks.
Zut… take a wild punt… (given Oztraylya seems to be willing to do so) I’m pretty sure the moderator will be lenient (and the rest of us could use even more laughs)
Will Howard or Rupert be made GG?
…. sorry. Of course Rupert will be placed in charge of media standards.
There is the “Little Book of Alan Jones Impasseality”?
I have to say FD, that “get in the van” line is like fine wine.
It always hits the spot and it gets even better with age.
I suspect we’ll all be hearing it for real about 8.00am on Sept 8.
Looking forward to catching up with all fellow dogonaughts on that special island that Scott Morrison has no doubt picked out for us.
Moderated??? Good grief. Have they won already and taken over the Crikey bunker?
Ok, PDGFD1 is forcing my hand. The museum would have a collection of his used mikes.
SOme of your best work First God. I wish we could get this in the front page of the Telegraph….of course the dribblers who bought it would not be able to actually read it, but it would be nice to get some balance for a change.
Zut I expect the suppository of all knowledge will be on show at least. I imagine head boy squawking prostate will run it like a boys school with 6 of the best taking on a new meaning as punishment.
“Excuse me Miss, my one still has people in it”…classic. Many a true artwork is drawn in jest.
zut I think we could call the museum the Hall of Shame
@ drovers cat - that’ll just confuse pilgrims looking for the Howard Museum of Culture, a.k.a the Hall of Shane.
I laughed till I cried silently inside.
FIRST DOG: Yeah, that would be about right.
KLEWSO: (THANKS FOR MODERATING ME!) John Howard would be a lay down cert for GG and Rupert Murdoch will come out for the Republic on the day before it is revealed that he will be our next king.
KLEWSO: Sorry about that…I was thanking FDOTM for moderating me. He knows how I love it.
Sure hope Crikey will still reach me at my new address just south of Mawson Base.
Hope the peuguins I’ll meet there will do Interpretive Dance Routines that will put their marsupial cousins to shame. And I’ll have plenty of light in the Southern Summer to catch up with all the doggnauts and Guy Rundle. And a chance to re-read Manning Clark, and a few other bits and pieces.
I’m sure people have been exaggerating about the cold down there — you know what travellers’ tales are like. But however bad the weather gets, at least I’ll never have to hear or see Christopher Pyne ever again.
Sounds like a good deal to me! See you all round like rissoles!
How does gemma Jones sleep with herself? What a one-sided nasty vindictive base she has set as her platform for her thoughts….she is not a journalist, just a reactionary hack…
Pusscat - I’m very, very jealous. I think Pyne is specifically mentioned in the Antarctic Treaty, alongside repatriating nuclear waste from McMurdo and what to do with Heritage turds at Mawson’s hut.
I thought this was really,really funny. Then I realised I had thrown up in my mouth a little…. then i cried a lot.
Zut, and of course, the entrance will through the back door.
So this is what despair feels like… I need a hug
I wish I could have stopped laughing. Now I have hiccups. I think I have the condition of hysteria. This is a very successful cartoon maybe. It is beginning to remind me the more I experience it of the effect on the audience when they first heard the radio drama of ‘The War of the Worlds.’
PUSSCAT: Baby it’s cold down there. Shiver, shiver.
Not that I’ve been there but I have been to Punta Arenas and Crikey it was cold.
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