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Gayer than Christmas!

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  • 1
    rhwombat
    Posted Tuesday, 21 May 2013 at 1:17 pm | Permalink

    I wasn’t aware of what “Standing up for the Southside” implied, until I looked it up in the Urban(e) Dictionary. Now I’m wondering about the implications for balloon/stick-nest relations (…pop?). BTW, I love the rendition of the eager young DLPosaur (Sauropodus santamariaensis) eying off bearded latex.

  • 2
    klewso
    Posted Tuesday, 21 May 2013 at 1:42 pm | Permalink

    Which focus group okayed this?

  • 3
    klewso
    Posted Tuesday, 21 May 2013 at 1:44 pm | Permalink

    Relevance deprivation can make you do funny things?

  • 4
    Hominoid
    Posted Tuesday, 21 May 2013 at 2:16 pm | Permalink

    Spot on, Alpha Hound. The student beard and “No Inhaling!” sign had me in fits. The tone and timing of his “announcement” is very questionable and should be scorned at. No wonder most of his caucus can’t stand him.

    His faith in god/Jesus is only outstripped by his self belief.

  • 5
    Sandshoe
    Posted Tuesday, 21 May 2013 at 2:29 pm | Permalink

    Certainly the sequel might be called & considering the popularity of the balloon, Capitulation Taking Care to Not Turn To Look Back.

    May he never be turned at least into a totemic plastic salt grinder, o, of course it was a pillar of salt, silly moi.

  • 6
    paddy
    Posted Tuesday, 21 May 2013 at 2:46 pm | Permalink

    LOL You say it so well, and in far fewer than 2000 words FD.

    Yet another wedgie from a (bearded) balloon. Ouch!

  • 7
    Andybob
    Posted Tuesday, 21 May 2013 at 4:00 pm | Permalink

    I still support gay marriage, even if Kevin does this week also.

  • 8
    Gerry Hatrick, OAP
    Posted Tuesday, 21 May 2013 at 4:04 pm | Permalink

    Fair shake of the sauce bottle - what does his sister think?
    Is this the start of 2016 #ruddmentum?

  • 9
    Posted Tuesday, 21 May 2013 at 4:22 pm | Permalink

    Oh, ho! ho! What a couple, or three weeks without the spotlight will do to an over-inflated little balloon. The public glare inflates him, without it he shrinks. Will some poor bastard hand me a hat pin — please?

  • 10
    Posted Tuesday, 21 May 2013 at 4:23 pm | Permalink

    Oh, ho! ho! What a couple, or three weeks without the spotlight will do to an over-inflated little balloon. The public glare inflates him, without it he shrinks. Will some poor bästard hand me a hat pin — please?

  • 11
    ernmalleyscat
    Posted Tuesday, 21 May 2013 at 4:37 pm | Permalink

    Fair suck of the saveloy Kev, next we know you’ll be promoting party unity. And then where would we be on the slippery slope?

    Thanks Hominoid for pointing out the ‘No inhaling’. Heh FD.

  • 12
    klewso
    Posted Tuesday, 21 May 2013 at 5:22 pm | Permalink

    To quote Kev - “Australians are a lot of passionfruits. We’re also a very lot of practical.”?

  • 13
    Andrew L
    Posted Tuesday, 21 May 2013 at 8:35 pm | Permalink

    To be frank, don’t care whether he had a “road to Damascus” thingy or just wanted to p1ss off Julia. I’m happy with it.

    Mind you, on this evening’s Vic ABC news, the shrill dummy-spit by the sharp-suited young twerp from the Kristian Lobby was deeply, deeply satisfying. Sort of: “We supported you even though you are a total arsehat and now you do this to us!!!!!”

    Life’s good.

  • 14
    Pusscat
    Posted Tuesday, 21 May 2013 at 9:49 pm | Permalink

    klewso,

    That’s probably Kev’s own translation of a quote from some German dude’s translation into Mandarin of the thoughts of another dude just famous enough not to be read but to inspire awe whenever mentioned.

    Who cares if it doesn’t mean anything?

  • 15
    klewso
    Posted Wednesday, 22 May 2013 at 7:09 am | Permalink

    You can be frank, Andrew, I’ll be kerry …?
    I’m a Packer’s fan too.

  • 16
    Posted Wednesday, 22 May 2013 at 9:37 am | Permalink

    KLEWSO: I’ll take the passion, you can give the fruit to Alan Jones.

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    Pusscat
    Posted Wednesday, 22 May 2013 at 12:55 pm | Permalink

    Not only is Rudd a Great Mind, but ever since his bearded days he has been consistently pushing a progressive agenda of marriage equality for bi-linguals.
    Wow! So he’s a Compassionate Great Mind, too!
    Everything about him leaves me totally gobsmacked!

  • 18
    Mike Jones
    Posted Wednesday, 22 May 2013 at 1:29 pm | Permalink

    Why doesn’t he just go away and die ?

  • 19
    rhwombat
    Posted Wednesday, 22 May 2013 at 3:58 pm | Permalink

    Mike; I’m not sure that would stop him. It didn’t stop Jasper.

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    Sandshoe
    Posted Saturday, 25 May 2013 at 8:57 am | Permalink

    Did Jasper die!?

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