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Head Ranga in sanger clanger!

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  • 1
    PkD
    Posted Thursday, 9 May 2013 at 1:03 pm | Permalink

    The Chechen terror manuals clearly state that a Tarki-Tau (a type of meat pie made with lamb meat) or at least a Beshbarmak - (Meat and noodles fried and served with bread and nettles) should be thrown at visiting dignitaries.

    What does this localisation of techniques mean for the security of Australia? Are we just lucky that you can’t get nettles in Brisbane.

    Terrifying.

  • 2
    zut alors
    Posted Thursday, 9 May 2013 at 1:16 pm | Permalink

    Tossing a Vegemite sandwich, how very Australian. What a fantastic country we have - anywhere else it could’ve been a Mol0tov cocktail.

  • 3
    paddy
    Posted Thursday, 9 May 2013 at 1:34 pm | Permalink

    That last frame says it all FD.
    A broken system where kiddies CAN’T EVEN HIT THE TARGET AT CLOSE RANGE!

    Oh the shame of it.

  • 4
    drmick
    Posted Thursday, 9 May 2013 at 1:35 pm | Permalink

    Was it a “special” school? He looked “special”. He was pointing one way and his hat the other.
    His broad queensland accent was evident when he was “interviewed” by the “press” and began every reply with “Derr”. He could be emperor or premier or queen or whatever they have up there one day if he improves his aim.

  • 5
    drovers cat
    Posted Thursday, 9 May 2013 at 2:14 pm | Permalink

    The sandwich reminds me of the LNP blogger comments in Fairfax political stories.
    Difference is the sandwich probably has content

  • 6
    Posted Thursday, 9 May 2013 at 2:44 pm | Permalink

    PKD: This Beshbarmak could have a sting in its tail.

  • 7
    Pusscat
    Posted Thursday, 9 May 2013 at 3:36 pm | Permalink

    I’d like to read this sandwhich’s insightfal analysis of GillardTrippingOverInIndiaGate.
    Without MSM’s coverage of that imfamous scandal a while ago,I might have naively assumed that she was in India was to discuss trivialities like exporting our uranium to a country that has nuclear weapons.
    Thankfully, MSM studiously avoided discussing or even mentioning that purported reason for the visit, in favour of a brave showing of lots of clips of the PM Tripping Over.
    Thus signalling clearly Juliar’s real agenda, which of course was to further destroy the universal respect our country enjoyed overseas during The Howard Years.
    Thank God MSM, like Dog’s erudite comestible, just can’t be hustled.

  • 8
    drmick
    Posted Thursday, 9 May 2013 at 5:39 pm | Permalink

    Don’t expect anything else from MSM. The same mob who condoned and celebrated the brave Jones insult about her dead father will celebrate this vegemite vandal as well.

  • 9
    Sandshoe
    Posted Thursday, 9 May 2013 at 8:10 pm | Permalink

    I heard the lad’s name was Earl! Vegemite vandal my hooter! Earl of Sandwich, we salute you for tossing the woman something to eat.

  • 10
    GF50
    Posted Thursday, 9 May 2013 at 8:17 pm | Permalink

    FD I don’t know how you do it, do you wake up every day tail wagging, singing always look on the bri ite si ide of life Woof Woof.. woof woof.

  • 11
    Andybob
    Posted Friday, 10 May 2013 at 7:38 am | Permalink

    Makes one despair for the future of Australian cricket.

  • 12
    TaraL
    Posted Friday, 10 May 2013 at 12:24 pm | Permalink

    FD, Most supremely awesomely titled cartoon ever!

  • 13
    GF50
    Posted Friday, 10 May 2013 at 5:57 pm | Permalink

    Andybob @ 11 sooo true! so why am laughing?. All Commenters you have done it again!

  • 14
    Sandshoe
    Posted Tuesday, 14 May 2013 at 5:43 am | Permalink

    The comments on this thread are hilarious.

  • 15
    burninglog
    Posted Tuesday, 14 May 2013 at 9:27 am | Permalink

    Year 11 Economics , EPHS, discussed this. 1. many students don’t like vegemite sangas. (It is better on toast) 2. Did the “offender” get high 5’s off school mates? 3. What is appropriate to throw at Abbott? 4. Their teacher is “bodgie”. 5. Is there such a thing as “Sandwich terrorism”?

  • 16
    Sandshoe
    Posted Wednesday, 15 May 2013 at 8:49 pm | Permalink

    burninglog: Thank goodness no thought was raised teacher was dodgy. That wouldn’t bode well on the My Teacher billboard. Hope there are no typos (gulp).

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