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It’s not that I’m intolerant I just don’t care

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  • 1
    Daly
    Posted Thursday, 2 May 2013 at 1:20 pm | Permalink

    Love it, first dog!

  • 2
    Bill Hilliger
    Posted Thursday, 2 May 2013 at 1:22 pm | Permalink

    FD well done, I love frame two. We will not ever buy the myer overpriced crap again. My two daughters have also made a committment not to enter myer stores ever again. They can apologise all they want, they’ve lost my family custom for good.

  • 3
    klewso
    Posted Thursday, 2 May 2013 at 1:37 pm | Permalink

    …… Bring back slavery and sell boat people to the Ginaeal miner parties?
    …… Cut out the smugglers - charge for admission?

  • 4
    zut alors
    Posted Thursday, 2 May 2013 at 1:45 pm | Permalink

    Great fund-raising ideas, Mr Dog.

    How about a $1,000 on-the-spot fine every time Mr Rabbott

    - begins a sentence with “this government…”
    - begins a sentence with “this Prime Minister…”
    - utters “stop the boats…”
    - appears in a fluoro vest and/or hairnet

  • 5
    klewso
    Posted Thursday, 2 May 2013 at 1:56 pm | Permalink

    Have John Howard on “Would I Lie to You” for money?

  • 6
    Kat
    Posted Thursday, 2 May 2013 at 2:07 pm | Permalink

    This is amazing. Truly, amazing.

  • 7
    mikehilliard
    Posted Thursday, 2 May 2013 at 2:10 pm | Permalink

    Excellent FD, tax on greedy whingers should cover it all!

    zut, also “this is a government in disarray”.

  • 8
    Andybob
    Posted Thursday, 2 May 2013 at 2:14 pm | Permalink

    I know ! Lets crowdfund it. Everyone who might potentially benefit from it can vote for representatives who will argue about whether its a good idea or not. If a majority of them decide its a good idea then they can require everyone to make an annual small contribution which an executive committee will collect and use to implement it. Problem solved.

  • 9
    drmick
    Posted Thursday, 2 May 2013 at 2:15 pm | Permalink

    Does NDIS stand for Not the Dikhead in Speedos?
    The scheme should sell itself off the shelf with that logo on T shirts, Coffee Mugs and kiddies school bags.

  • 10
    Bill Hilliger
    Posted Thursday, 2 May 2013 at 2:27 pm | Permalink

    drmick: hear hear!

  • 11
    Mike Smith
    Posted Thursday, 2 May 2013 at 2:31 pm | Permalink

    Nominate this one for next year’s FD calendar. A spectacular effort. Frame 5 in particular.

  • 12
    Plonkoclock
    Posted Thursday, 2 May 2013 at 2:38 pm | Permalink

    Erm, does one actually require a vehicle for the car-wash? plonk will be taking Myer card into the shop this weekend, along with a pair of scissors.Yes, I know it’s not the poor assistant’s fault, I shall be very calm…

  • 13
    drovers cat
    Posted Thursday, 2 May 2013 at 2:42 pm | Permalink

    I think 5c for every stupid internet comment is a fantast … oh wait

  • 14
    Posted Thursday, 2 May 2013 at 2:45 pm | Permalink

    FABULOUS FD: Frame seven has me in hysterics.

    For the NDIS, run a lottery. First prize Victoria’s train system. Second prize Tasmania; third prize Norfolk Island.

  • 15
    memi
    Posted Thursday, 2 May 2013 at 3:59 pm | Permalink

    First Dog, you’re in fine form today!

  • 16
    Sandshoe
    Posted Thursday, 2 May 2013 at 4:40 pm | Permalink

    You’re a good dog, Firsty.

  • 17
    drmick
    Posted Thursday, 2 May 2013 at 4:47 pm | Permalink

    Myer have funded a new ward in the local hospital;the ICCU. The I Couldn’t Care Unit.

  • 18
    zut alors
    Posted Thursday, 2 May 2013 at 5:10 pm | Permalink

    DrMick, I heard they were funding research on a new vaccine : one that prevents sales resitance.

  • 19
    zut alors
    Posted Thursday, 2 May 2013 at 5:11 pm | Permalink

    sales resistance’

  • 20
    drmick
    Posted Thursday, 2 May 2013 at 5:37 pm | Permalink

    Zut; its called Couldntgivearatsacillin; it was tested on the opposition front bench with outstanding results.
    Very nasty side effects though, (horrific mental & physical deformity & a total lack of humanity)& the only known cure is large doses of ratsack.

  • 21
    pritu
    Posted Thursday, 2 May 2013 at 5:57 pm | Permalink

    Deserves a Walkley!

  • 22
    klewso
    Posted Thursday, 2 May 2013 at 5:58 pm | Permalink

    What’s Tasmania going to do with $150?

  • 23
    Steve777
    Posted Thursday, 2 May 2013 at 6:01 pm | Permalink

    Great stuff FD - classic. Of course the tax on greedy whinging plus the tax on silly internet comments (my 5c is in the mail) could also return the budget to surplus.

  • 24
    klewso
    Posted Thursday, 2 May 2013 at 6:14 pm | Permalink

    What’s Myer worth - yesterday morning……. whoops?

  • 25
    Andrew L
    Posted Friday, 3 May 2013 at 1:06 pm | Permalink

    In excellent form today Firsty!

  • 26
    Queen of Nambour
    Posted Friday, 3 May 2013 at 2:13 pm | Permalink

    What a good boy you are FD …roll over for a lovely tummy rub! Has somebody got an extinguisher for drmick? ..he’s on fire today. I think a national swear jar should be implemented. I know I say a certain f-word followed by “off” (and sometimes I add a colourful noun like “d*ckhead”) everytime that fellow with the speedos comes onto the television or radio. Sometimes I add even more words when I see him lycra. We’d be filling jars and posting them off to Canberra in no time if that was legislated!

  • 27
    GF50
    Posted Friday, 3 May 2013 at 3:12 pm | Permalink

    Let me list the ways” I love firsty and ALL the commenters “infinity” (my usual not smart enough to get the infinity symbol up)
    I’m worried that with First Dog doing the tape for those that cannot see, will miss the comments from the give a dog a bone enhancement/cheer squad. :(

  • 28
    burninglog
    Posted Friday, 3 May 2013 at 6:16 pm | Permalink

    f@#king ACE gear !

  • 29
    Harry Rogers
    Posted Saturday, 4 May 2013 at 7:30 pm | Permalink

    What not raise a dollar for every feel good and motherhood that First Dog has ever drawn. No refunds for any feel goods that dont work but what the hell no thought no problem no responsibility lets just whinge gainst teh whingers.

    Instead of First Dog let have Feel Good Dog or Look at Me Dog or All Too Hard Dog.

  • 30
    Karen Purser
    Posted Sunday, 5 May 2013 at 4:58 pm | Permalink

    Brilliant cartoon, and I think drmick is right on the money - I would queue to buy his full range of NDIS merchandise and wear/use it with pride! I also undertake not to shop in Myers any more (not that they will notice the withdrawal of my custom on their bottom line) but it is the principle that counts.

  • 31
    rhwombat
    Posted Sunday, 5 May 2013 at 6:47 pm | Permalink

    That’s not lice this time Mr Rogers, it’s your conscience. Fornicate not-on.

  • 32
    Posted Sunday, 5 May 2013 at 8:46 pm | Permalink

    I kinda wish I did shop at Myer’s, just so I could stop using them.

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