tip off

Here, let me explain your oppression for you

  • 1
    zut alors
    Posted Friday, 5 April 2013 at 1:40 pm | Permalink

    Which is precisely why I maintain mystery with the name Zut.

    Instead of attending the fabulous dinner with Rupe, did Firsty spend a lonely evening doodling on the internet thingy adding animal enhancing features to images of Kim Jong-un…

  • 2
    Posted Friday, 5 April 2013 at 1:46 pm | Permalink

    Heterosexual white men as a controlled group? Now that I can back.

  • 3
    Posted Friday, 5 April 2013 at 2:08 pm | Permalink

    Why can’t they study something important like “At what frequency do these most sensitive Australians react, to these low pitched dog-whistles?”
    Is it once a week?

  • 4
    Posted Friday, 5 April 2013 at 2:22 pm | Permalink

    I see what you did there. And what I’m doing here.

  • 5
    Posted Friday, 5 April 2013 at 2:33 pm | Permalink

    I see why I’m here although not so much in the you’re parents keep it sexy superwoman at all costs Captain Obvious way ducky tho’ that goes without saying after deep thought in a nutshell.

  • 6
    Posted Friday, 5 April 2013 at 2:34 pm | Permalink

    you’re is so blonde in that context

  • 7
    Posted Friday, 5 April 2013 at 2:36 pm | Permalink

    I feel your pain Zut. Last night, I headed off to the gala event of the year with Rupert, Andrew and that lovable rogue Tony…..Only to find I’d been tricked!!
    Some evil bastard claimed the IPA meeting had been moved to a secret location. AKA The Acacia room at The Victoria Hotel.
    Imagine my horror, to find myself trapped in a dungeon with a cartoonist(cunningly disguised as a bandicoot) It was awful!!

    I only hope Tony, Rupert and the IPA will forgive me for missing their bash.

    P.S. The Dog was hilarious.

  • 8
    Posted Friday, 5 April 2013 at 2:38 pm | Permalink

    …and I’ve got the hots for Captain Obvious (eye lashes please).

  • 9
    moi aussie
    Posted Friday, 5 April 2013 at 2:53 pm | Permalink

    oh!! OHHHH!!!
    first doggest mine!
    Can we PLEASE start a POSTER OF THE DAY
    frequent FD fan club?
    Please!!!! I need this one, yet encore, as a poster
    or tasteful tea towel
    at your earliest convenience, svp
    Yours ever truliest,
    moi aussie

  • 10
    Posted Friday, 5 April 2013 at 3:12 pm | Permalink

    Ironically these tests merely mirror the state of the so called “press”, (or the second oldest profession same/same), in this country.

    Even the law has moved its “family” court blind justice to assert the female is right 95% of the time, in every case, before the case starts starts; why cant rupe………oh.

    Chips Raffellopolous? Nope. The Crocodile Woman? Only if she were head nurse. I`ve got it; Up there Brooooocey, in there and fr0t..

  • 11
    drovers cat
    Posted Friday, 5 April 2013 at 3:23 pm | Permalink

    I added some science to my bowl of muesli the other morning - and it started to smoke and burn. Quick! I thought … add some denial … and it worked. Phew! But then I had no muesli, and now have no bowl.
    My scientific conclusion is that science should only be consumed under strict supervision (not by scientists), and not be left on low shelves in kitchen cupboards.

  • 12
    Mike Jones
    Posted Friday, 5 April 2013 at 3:42 pm | Permalink

    Thank God for Science.

    Shock Jock #1, Tony Abbott, Sock Jock #2 - two standard deviates about a mean.

    My null hypothesis ? We got nuthin’.

  • 13
    Posted Friday, 5 April 2013 at 4:05 pm | Permalink

    Money is the true arbiter of sexism, fashion, politics, editors and 98% of scribes. ASX take notice….Why not do away with the Trade Weighted Index and bring in the Gina Reinhart Weighted Index? Who says women aren’t equal? {Actually I do.}

  • 14
    Posted Friday, 5 April 2013 at 4:56 pm | Permalink

    If only the woman was on our side.

  • 15
    Posted Friday, 5 April 2013 at 5:19 pm | Permalink

    SHOE: Quite!

  • 16
    Posted Friday, 5 April 2013 at 7:13 pm | Permalink

    Still thinking of the last panel when I read a great line about “oversensitivity” in a short story by Ted Kosmatka (N-words):
    “Each person is exactly as sensitive as life experience has made them. It is impossible to be more so.”

  • 17
    El Nino
    Posted Friday, 5 April 2013 at 8:07 pm | Permalink

    Was just about to ask for the name of the study (I assume there was actually a study), but then decided it didn’t matter. Politics is about emotion and telling people what they want to hear rather than facts anyway.