Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 1:47 pm |Permalink
Excellent FD, completely excellent.
These are the sort of thugs which makes me wish I drank their sugar sludge, just so I could stop drinking it in protest.
Why does the average ocker tolerate this sort of cräp.
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Ugliness
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 1:47 pm |Permalink
“cloaca”….brilliant.
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zut alors
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 2:05 pm |Permalink
Whaaaat…?! Firsty, are you sure people actually drink Cakky Cola - I thought it was for clearing clogged kitchen sinks.
The subtlety of Brenda’s summation in the final frame is masterful.
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Holden Back
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 2:22 pm |Permalink
Does Chris Berg have a signature fragrance as well as a beverage?
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ernmalleyscat
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 2:28 pm |Permalink
Wowee! Brenda sure has perky ‘flippers’!
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paddy
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 2:37 pm |Permalink
A cloaca vending machine!!! You’re a bloody genius FD.
P.S. I have a sneaking suspicion that Brenda might be distantly related to the late great Jasper.
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81dvl
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 2:42 pm |Permalink
Dear Primal Lunar Canine…..
You fucking ROCK!!!
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drovers cat
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 3:06 pm |Permalink
zut, it’s for both
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Holden Back
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 3:06 pm |Permalink
Cloaca Maxima!
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Catherine Turner
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 3:29 pm |Permalink
Top work. Why stop at vending machines. How about recall notices in supermarket aisles too. Of course I would never…
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 4:11 pm |Permalink
PADDY: I’ve forgotten what cloaca means?! Or is it one’s vitals?
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Chris Johnson
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 4:18 pm |Permalink
Venise: We dissolved a sewing pin and egg shells in Coca Cola at High School. Official experiment conducted as a component of Leaving Certificate curriculum! Shells took two days, pin about four days. As a result it was banned in the tuckshop!
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AR
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 4:23 pm |Permalink
GOOOooooo!!!! Brenda! What is it about Penguins (Welsh for ‘white head’.. how would preBC welsh know what a penguin looked like..? St Brendan… brenda.. I geddit!)being the only species to show any intelligence? Look at the venerable Prince Phillip of Steve Bell, Sparky of Tom Tomorrow (who had an alibi for the attack on Newt Grinchicky)and the archetype of all, Time Out’s Largactylites ( quickly changed to Galactilytes even in those prePC daze).
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Holden Back
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 4:35 pm |Permalink
Venise, if you’re a bird, your cloaca is the shared outlet for urine and faces, and eggs. If you’re a Roman, it’s the sewer.
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kmo
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 5:03 pm |Permalink
Please please please tell me, is this pay walled today? Only, I don’t want to encourage civil disobedience and steal intellectual property at the same time…
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zut alors
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 5:05 pm |Permalink
Venise & Chris J, I’ve seen Cakky Cola strip heavy tarnish off a bracelet in minutes. Apparently the ‘diet’ variety is the more virulent form. Imagine what it does to the lining of one’s gut…
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Nat P
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 5:06 pm |Permalink
I almost choked on my bisleri chinotto. One of your best. I’m down with Brenda.. FTSU!
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iggy648
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 5:07 pm |Permalink
Holden, if your face is coming out of your cloaca, you’ve probably drunk too much!
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 5:09 pm |Permalink
CHRIS J: OMG! Now you mention it I think planes have been grounded where people have spilled the stuff and it has eaten through the metal. And people volounteer to drink it?
HOLDEN: Thank you. Is it Latin?
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kmo
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 5:15 pm |Permalink
Strike that, just caught up on Twitter. Excellent news. Brenda will be popping up in many Sydney spots this week, and around the world too since we can share this one. A fine public service FD.
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Sandshoe
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 5:17 pm |Permalink
Don’t forget the C L O A C A transfers!
Made unambiguous with gruesome microbes splattered all over the packaging.
I never said they were for what you said. (I said Officer. Crikey.)
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Freja
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 5:20 pm |Permalink
Brenda the Civil Disobedience Penguin is my new best role model. Thank you for helping me realise that Coca Cola is a perfect anagram of Cloaca Co, FD! I KNEW there was a reason not to trust an industrial solvent masquerading as a “soft” drink!
I’m off to fuck their shit up now.
In gratitude,
f.
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billie
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 5:25 pm |Permalink
You may not drink Coke or Fanta but you can still boycott subsidiaries like Goulburn Valley and Golden Circle as well as Mt Franklin
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Chris Johnson
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 5:38 pm |Permalink
There goes my bright idea of returning drink containers directly to Cloaca: http://bit.ly/XmV6wV What a bummer!
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Sandshoe
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 5:40 pm |Permalink
EMC: The Civil Disobedience Penguin Brenda submitted to a drug test and there wasn’t a drop of the stuff found in her blood sample. She’s naturally perky.
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Chris Johnson
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 5:45 pm |Permalink
Police contacted by Coke threatened to arrest a group trying to return containers collected during Clean Up Australia Day and charge them with… ‘wait for it… littering if they left the beverage containers at Coke’s North Sydney headquarters’. Go for it Brenda!
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rubiginosa
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 6:14 pm |Permalink
Yeah, you just wait until activists start hanging OUT OF ORDER signs on your fluoridated water “taps”. Moar like Brenda the Agenda 21 Obedience Penguin, amirite?
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TheFamousEccles
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 9:51 pm |Permalink
Yair - fuck Coke. They better not own Farmers Union Iced Coffee, though, or I could be seriously compromised! TOGTFO…er, FTSO!
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Christopher Nagle
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 9:58 pm |Permalink
What if we all mailed our used bottles back to the bastards? Cut the bottles up into pieces and send it back in an envelope. If we all did that, it would be recycling wouldn’t it, at least from our end? And Coke Inc will get a massive pile of mail they have to deal with. Wouldn’t that be nice?
Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 11:09 pm |Permalink
A splendid replacement for the Cloaca Coke, Mount Franklin water and all the usual bottled crap, is coconut water. High in potassium, low in calories and, in an emergency, can be used in place of a saline drip until such time as you get to a hospital! Olé.
Posted Wednesday, 6 March 2013 at 12:53 am |Permalink
‘Cloaca’ - the real shit. Brilliant.
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MJPC
Posted Wednesday, 6 March 2013 at 11:28 am |Permalink
Simply brilliant; thank you for the sign, Brenda will be at work in areas I frequent.
Capitalism-the ‘ism’ that keeps on giving (for some), able assisted by the Federal Court.
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Apollo
Posted Wednesday, 6 March 2013 at 12:14 pm |Permalink
Sorry Penguin, I think you’re not doing it the right way. Many vending machine owners are just small business people.
If you want to make real change, here’s a list for you to get the 10% of Greens voting electorate + a few more environmentally conscious people to boycott:
Mount Franklin, Nestea, Powerade, Coke, Sprite, Fanta.
You can easily drive their sales down 5% and they will take notice. They will won’t they? Fuk yeah!
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zut alors
Posted Wednesday, 6 March 2013 at 12:40 pm |Permalink
Spurred on by Brenda I’ve been out on a mission this morning to find alternative Indian tonic water to Shweppes. Discovered one from Victoria called ‘Capi’, a small independent producer.
Another multi-national severed from daily life, yowser.
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Andybob
Posted Wednesday, 6 March 2013 at 12:51 pm |Permalink
Posted Wednesday, 6 March 2013 at 1:00 pm |Permalink
The answer is a national recycling scheme. Make it so Brenda !
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Sanjay
Posted Wednesday, 6 March 2013 at 2:32 pm |Permalink
Strange the way companies come up with ways to end the world and we go along with it. If people want a product and cant see that it will do some damage to the environment then the nanny state has to get involved by either a campaign or a big tax, in the case of smokers, both. I always thought that the role of government was to clean up after us, now they want us to do the job for them.
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Andrew L
Posted Wednesday, 6 March 2013 at 2:40 pm |Permalink
ROFLicious
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greenfiend
Posted Wednesday, 6 March 2013 at 5:21 pm |Permalink
Re: Billie and Apollo, et al
I don’t think Golden Circle is a Coke brand.
Also, don’t forget Coke’s other brands: Deep Spring, Kirks, Mother, Appletiser/Grapetiser, Bisleri, Pump, Vitaminwater, Neverfail, Fruit Box, Peats Ridge, Grinders Coffee, Jim Beam, Canadian Club, Makers Mark, Galliano, The Famous Grouse, Highland Park, Bols, Booker’s, Baker’s, Old Crow, Harvey’s Bristol Cream, Tamdhu, Sauza, Basil Hayden’s, Cockburns, The Macallan, IXL, Ardmona, Taylor’s
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Sandshoe
Posted Friday, 8 March 2013 at 12:14 am |Permalink
Greenfiend: Good work. Wow! I haven’t got any of them in my cupboard. That’s easy. I haven’t got anything in my cupboard. Wow!
Zut: Well done.
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Claire Bettington
Posted Friday, 22 March 2013 at 3:24 pm |Permalink
Yes, Cloaca - very good.
I have done the “Out of Order” sign thing, have You????
Excellent FD, completely excellent. Let’s all fuck their shit up!
These are the sort of thugs which makes me wish I drank their sugar sludge, just so I could stop drinking it in protest.
Why does the average ocker love being raped?
Excellent FD, completely excellent.
These are the sort of thugs which makes me wish I drank their sugar sludge, just so I could stop drinking it in protest.
Why does the average ocker tolerate this sort of cräp.
“cloaca”….brilliant.
Whaaaat…?! Firsty, are you sure people actually drink Cakky Cola - I thought it was for clearing clogged kitchen sinks.
The subtlety of Brenda’s summation in the final frame is masterful.
Does Chris Berg have a signature fragrance as well as a beverage?
Wowee! Brenda sure has perky ‘flippers’!
A cloaca vending machine!!! You’re a bloody genius FD.
P.S. I have a sneaking suspicion that Brenda might be distantly related to the late great Jasper.
Dear Primal Lunar Canine…..
You fucking ROCK!!!
zut, it’s for both
Cloaca Maxima!
Top work. Why stop at vending machines. How about recall notices in supermarket aisles too. Of course I would never…
ZUT: I’m almost sure I read somewhere that Coca Cola, or tomato juice were the two best substances for cleaning brass.
If you buy bottle of water, check it’s not made by clakky cola.
PADDY: I’ve forgotten what cloaca means?! Or is it one’s vitals?
Venise: We dissolved a sewing pin and egg shells in Coca Cola at High School. Official experiment conducted as a component of Leaving Certificate curriculum! Shells took two days, pin about four days. As a result it was banned in the tuckshop!
GOOOooooo!!!! Brenda! What is it about Penguins (Welsh for ‘white head’.. how would preBC welsh know what a penguin looked like..? St Brendan… brenda.. I geddit!)being the only species to show any intelligence? Look at the venerable Prince Phillip of Steve Bell, Sparky of Tom Tomorrow (who had an alibi for the attack on Newt Grinchicky)and the archetype of all, Time Out’s Largactylites ( quickly changed to Galactilytes even in those prePC daze).
Venise, if you’re a bird, your cloaca is the shared outlet for urine and faces, and eggs. If you’re a Roman, it’s the sewer.
Please please please tell me, is this pay walled today? Only, I don’t want to encourage civil disobedience and steal intellectual property at the same time…
Venise & Chris J, I’ve seen Cakky Cola strip heavy tarnish off a bracelet in minutes. Apparently the ‘diet’ variety is the more virulent form. Imagine what it does to the lining of one’s gut…
I almost choked on my bisleri chinotto. One of your best. I’m down with Brenda.. FTSU!
Holden, if your face is coming out of your cloaca, you’ve probably drunk too much!
CHRIS J: OMG! Now you mention it I think planes have been grounded where people have spilled the stuff and it has eaten through the metal. And people volounteer to drink it?
HOLDEN: Thank you. Is it Latin?
Strike that, just caught up on Twitter. Excellent news. Brenda will be popping up in many Sydney spots this week, and around the world too since we can share this one. A fine public service FD.
Don’t forget the C L O A C A transfers!
Made unambiguous with gruesome microbes splattered all over the packaging.
I never said they were for what you said. (I said Officer. Crikey.)
Brenda the Civil Disobedience Penguin is my new best role model. Thank you for helping me realise that Coca Cola is a perfect anagram of Cloaca Co, FD! I KNEW there was a reason not to trust an industrial solvent masquerading as a “soft” drink!
I’m off to fuck their shit up now.
In gratitude,
f.
You may not drink Coke or Fanta but you can still boycott subsidiaries like Goulburn Valley and Golden Circle as well as Mt Franklin
There goes my bright idea of returning drink containers directly to Cloaca: http://bit.ly/XmV6wV What a bummer!
EMC: The Civil Disobedience Penguin Brenda submitted to a drug test and there wasn’t a drop of the stuff found in her blood sample. She’s naturally perky.
Police contacted by Coke threatened to arrest a group trying to return containers collected during Clean Up Australia Day and charge them with… ‘wait for it… littering if they left the beverage containers at Coke’s North Sydney headquarters’. Go for it Brenda!
Yeah, you just wait until activists start hanging OUT OF ORDER signs on your fluoridated water “taps”. Moar like Brenda the Agenda 21 Obedience Penguin, amirite?
Yair - fuck Coke. They better not own Farmers Union Iced Coffee, though, or I could be seriously compromised! TOGTFO…er, FTSO!
What if we all mailed our used bottles back to the bastards? Cut the bottles up into pieces and send it back in an envelope. If we all did that, it would be recycling wouldn’t it, at least from our end? And Coke Inc will get a massive pile of mail they have to deal with. Wouldn’t that be nice?
A splendid replacement for the Cloaca Coke, Mount Franklin water and all the usual bottled crap, is coconut water. High in potassium, low in calories and, in an emergency, can be used in place of a saline drip until such time as you get to a hospital! Olé.
‘Cloaca’ - the real shit. Brilliant.
Simply brilliant; thank you for the sign, Brenda will be at work in areas I frequent.
Capitalism-the ‘ism’ that keeps on giving (for some), able assisted by the Federal Court.
Sorry Penguin, I think you’re not doing it the right way. Many vending machine owners are just small business people.
If you want to make real change, here’s a list for you to get the 10% of Greens voting electorate + a few more environmentally conscious people to boycott:
Mount Franklin, Nestea, Powerade, Coke, Sprite, Fanta.
You can easily drive their sales down 5% and they will take notice. They will won’t they? Fuk yeah!
Spurred on by Brenda I’ve been out on a mission this morning to find alternative Indian tonic water to Shweppes. Discovered one from Victoria called ‘Capi’, a small independent producer.
Another multi-national severed from daily life, yowser.
Trying to link the Federal Court decision
The answer is a national recycling scheme. Make it so Brenda !
Strange the way companies come up with ways to end the world and we go along with it. If people want a product and cant see that it will do some damage to the environment then the nanny state has to get involved by either a campaign or a big tax, in the case of smokers, both. I always thought that the role of government was to clean up after us, now they want us to do the job for them.
ROFLicious
Re: Billie and Apollo, et al
I don’t think Golden Circle is a Coke brand.
Also, don’t forget Coke’s other brands: Deep Spring, Kirks, Mother, Appletiser/Grapetiser, Bisleri, Pump, Vitaminwater, Neverfail, Fruit Box, Peats Ridge, Grinders Coffee, Jim Beam, Canadian Club, Makers Mark, Galliano, The Famous Grouse, Highland Park, Bols, Booker’s, Baker’s, Old Crow, Harvey’s Bristol Cream, Tamdhu, Sauza, Basil Hayden’s, Cockburns, The Macallan, IXL, Ardmona, Taylor’s
Greenfiend: Good work. Wow! I haven’t got any of them in my cupboard. That’s easy. I haven’t got anything in my cupboard. Wow!
Zut: Well done.
Yes, Cloaca - very good.
I have done the “Out of Order” sign thing, have You????