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Unregulated markets will kill us all!

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  • 1
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 1:44 pm | Permalink

    Excellent FD, completely excellent. Let’s all fuck their shit up!

    These are the sort of thugs which makes me wish I drank their sugar sludge, just so I could stop drinking it in protest.

    Why does the average ocker love being raped?

  • 2
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 1:47 pm | Permalink

    Excellent FD, completely excellent.

    These are the sort of thugs which makes me wish I drank their sugar sludge, just so I could stop drinking it in protest.

    Why does the average ocker tolerate this sort of cräp.

  • 3
    Ugliness
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 1:47 pm | Permalink

    cloaca”….brilliant.

  • 4
    zut alors
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 2:05 pm | Permalink

    Whaaaat…?! Firsty, are you sure people actually drink Cakky Cola - I thought it was for clearing clogged kitchen sinks.

    The subtlety of Brenda’s summation in the final frame is masterful.

  • 5
    Holden Back
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 2:22 pm | Permalink

    Does Chris Berg have a signature fragrance as well as a beverage?

  • 6
    ernmalleyscat
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 2:28 pm | Permalink

    Wowee! Brenda sure has perky ‘flippers’!

  • 7
    paddy
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 2:37 pm | Permalink

    A cloaca vending machine!!! You’re a bloody genius FD.
    P.S. I have a sneaking suspicion that Brenda might be distantly related to the late great Jasper.

  • 8
    81dvl
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 2:42 pm | Permalink

    Dear Primal Lunar Canine…..

    You fucking ROCK!!!

  • 9
    drovers cat
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 3:06 pm | Permalink

    zut, it’s for both

  • 10
    Holden Back
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 3:06 pm | Permalink

    Cloaca Maxima!

  • 11
    Catherine Turner
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 3:29 pm | Permalink

    Top work. Why stop at vending machines. How about recall notices in supermarket aisles too. Of course I would never…

  • 12
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 3:44 pm | Permalink

    ZUT: I’m almost sure I read somewhere that Coca Cola, or tomato juice were the two best substances for cleaning brass.

  • 13
    Puff, the Magic Dragon.
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 4:00 pm | Permalink

    If you buy bottle of water, check it’s not made by clakky cola.

  • 14
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 4:11 pm | Permalink

    PADDY: I’ve forgotten what cloaca means?! Or is it one’s vitals?

  • 15
    Chris Johnson
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 4:18 pm | Permalink

    Venise: We dissolved a sewing pin and egg shells in Coca Cola at High School. Official experiment conducted as a component of Leaving Certificate curriculum! Shells took two days, pin about four days. As a result it was banned in the tuckshop!

  • 16
    AR
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 4:23 pm | Permalink

    GOOOooooo!!!! Brenda! What is it about Penguins (Welsh for ‘white head’.. how would preBC welsh know what a penguin looked like..? St Brendan… brenda.. I geddit!)being the only species to show any intelligence? Look at the venerable Prince Phillip of Steve Bell, Sparky of Tom Tomorrow (who had an alibi for the attack on Newt Grinchicky)and the archetype of all, Time Out’s Largactylites ( quickly changed to Galactilytes even in those prePC daze).

  • 17
    Holden Back
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 4:35 pm | Permalink

    Venise, if you’re a bird, your cloaca is the shared outlet for urine and faces, and eggs. If you’re a Roman, it’s the sewer.

  • 18
    kmo
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 5:03 pm | Permalink

    Please please please tell me, is this pay walled today? Only, I don’t want to encourage civil disobedience and steal intellectual property at the same time…

  • 19
    zut alors
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 5:05 pm | Permalink

    Venise & Chris J, I’ve seen Cakky Cola strip heavy tarnish off a bracelet in minutes. Apparently the ‘diet’ variety is the more virulent form. Imagine what it does to the lining of one’s gut…

  • 20
    Nat P
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 5:06 pm | Permalink

    I almost choked on my bisleri chinotto. One of your best. I’m down with Brenda.. FTSU!

  • 21
    iggy648
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 5:07 pm | Permalink

    Holden, if your face is coming out of your cloaca, you’ve probably drunk too much!

  • 22
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 5:09 pm | Permalink

    CHRIS J: OMG! Now you mention it I think planes have been grounded where people have spilled the stuff and it has eaten through the metal. And people volounteer to drink it?

    HOLDEN: Thank you. Is it Latin?

  • 23
    kmo
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 5:15 pm | Permalink

    Strike that, just caught up on Twitter. Excellent news. Brenda will be popping up in many Sydney spots this week, and around the world too since we can share this one. A fine public service FD.

  • 24
    Sandshoe
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 5:17 pm | Permalink

    Don’t forget the C L O A C A transfers!

    Made unambiguous with gruesome microbes splattered all over the packaging.

    I never said they were for what you said. (I said Officer. Crikey.)

  • 25
    Freja
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 5:20 pm | Permalink

    Brenda the Civil Disobedience Penguin is my new best role model. Thank you for helping me realise that Coca Cola is a perfect anagram of Cloaca Co, FD! I KNEW there was a reason not to trust an industrial solvent masquerading as a “soft” drink!

    I’m off to fuck their shit up now.

    In gratitude,

    f.

  • 26
    billie
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 5:25 pm | Permalink

    You may not drink Coke or Fanta but you can still boycott subsidiaries like Goulburn Valley and Golden Circle as well as Mt Franklin

  • 27
    Chris Johnson
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 5:38 pm | Permalink

    There goes my bright idea of returning drink containers directly to Cloaca: http://bit.ly/XmV6wV What a bummer!

  • 28
    Sandshoe
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 5:40 pm | Permalink

    EMC: The Civil Disobedience Penguin Brenda submitted to a drug test and there wasn’t a drop of the stuff found in her blood sample. She’s naturally perky.

  • 29
    Chris Johnson
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 5:45 pm | Permalink

    Police contacted by Coke threatened to arrest a group trying to return containers collected during Clean Up Australia Day and charge them with… ‘wait for it… littering if they left the beverage containers at Coke’s North Sydney headquarters’. Go for it Brenda!

  • 30
    rubiginosa
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 6:14 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, you just wait until activists start hanging OUT OF ORDER signs on your fluoridated water “taps”. Moar like Brenda the Agenda 21 Obedience Penguin, amirite?

  • 31
    TheFamousEccles
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 9:51 pm | Permalink

    Yair - fuck Coke. They better not own Farmers Union Iced Coffee, though, or I could be seriously compromised! TOGTFO…er, FTSO!

  • 32
    Christopher Nagle
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 9:58 pm | Permalink

    What if we all mailed our used bottles back to the bastards? Cut the bottles up into pieces and send it back in an envelope. If we all did that, it would be recycling wouldn’t it, at least from our end? And Coke Inc will get a massive pile of mail they have to deal with. Wouldn’t that be nice?

  • 33
    Posted Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 11:09 pm | Permalink

    A splendid replacement for the Cloaca Coke, Mount Franklin water and all the usual bottled crap, is coconut water. High in potassium, low in calories and, in an emergency, can be used in place of a saline drip until such time as you get to a hospital! Olé.

  • 34
    Posted Wednesday, 6 March 2013 at 12:53 am | Permalink

    Cloaca’ - the real shit. Brilliant.

  • 35
    MJPC
    Posted Wednesday, 6 March 2013 at 11:28 am | Permalink

    Simply brilliant; thank you for the sign, Brenda will be at work in areas I frequent.
    Capitalism-the ‘ism’ that keeps on giving (for some), able assisted by the Federal Court.

  • 36
    Apollo
    Posted Wednesday, 6 March 2013 at 12:14 pm | Permalink

    Sorry Penguin, I think you’re not doing it the right way. Many vending machine owners are just small business people.

    If you want to make real change, here’s a list for you to get the 10% of Greens voting electorate + a few more environmentally conscious people to boycott:

    Mount Franklin, Nestea, Powerade, Coke, Sprite, Fanta.

    You can easily drive their sales down 5% and they will take notice. They will won’t they? Fuk yeah!

  • 37
    zut alors
    Posted Wednesday, 6 March 2013 at 12:40 pm | Permalink

    Spurred on by Brenda I’ve been out on a mission this morning to find alternative Indian tonic water to Shweppes. Discovered one from Victoria called ‘Capi’, a small independent producer.

    Another multi-national severed from daily life, yowser.

  • 38
    Andybob
    Posted Wednesday, 6 March 2013 at 12:51 pm | Permalink

    Trying to link the Federal Court decision

  • 39
    Andybob
    Posted Wednesday, 6 March 2013 at 1:00 pm | Permalink

    The answer is a national recycling scheme. Make it so Brenda !

  • 40
    Sanjay
    Posted Wednesday, 6 March 2013 at 2:32 pm | Permalink

    Strange the way companies come up with ways to end the world and we go along with it. If people want a product and cant see that it will do some damage to the environment then the nanny state has to get involved by either a campaign or a big tax, in the case of smokers, both. I always thought that the role of government was to clean up after us, now they want us to do the job for them.

  • 41
    Andrew L
    Posted Wednesday, 6 March 2013 at 2:40 pm | Permalink

    ROFLicious

  • 42
    greenfiend
    Posted Wednesday, 6 March 2013 at 5:21 pm | Permalink

    Re: Billie and Apollo, et al

    I don’t think Golden Circle is a Coke brand.

    Also, don’t forget Coke’s other brands: Deep Spring, Kirks, Mother, Appletiser/Grapetiser, Bisleri, Pump, Vitaminwater, Neverfail, Fruit Box, Peats Ridge, Grinders Coffee, Jim Beam, Canadian Club, Makers Mark, Galliano, The Famous Grouse, Highland Park, Bols, Booker’s, Baker’s, Old Crow, Harvey’s Bristol Cream, Tamdhu, Sauza, Basil Hayden’s, Cockburns, The Macallan, IXL, Ardmona, Taylor’s

  • 43
    Sandshoe
    Posted Friday, 8 March 2013 at 12:14 am | Permalink

    Greenfiend: Good work. Wow! I haven’t got any of them in my cupboard. That’s easy. I haven’t got anything in my cupboard. Wow!

    Zut: Well done.

  • 44
    Claire Bettington
    Posted Friday, 22 March 2013 at 3:24 pm | Permalink

    Yes, Cloaca - very good.
    I have done the “Out of Order” sign thing, have You????

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