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Feb 15, 2013
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Frame 3: classic example of comedian pouring water on budding humorist
KLEWSO: Or a terminal case of cancer.
Remember, we don’t get to find out “witch is which”, ’til after we elect them.
So let’s elect them “to find out”?
“Voting for Abbott”? It’s all like “How about a quick game of Russian roulette”?
Are the Dams core or non core promises (using the Howard vernacular, or is the Abbott government in waiting creating Brain F***s and non-Brain F***s?
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Don’t think he will be able to shore up much support amongst the drys, but the wets are all on board.
A clear sign of Tony Abbott’s living in the past. Promising to build a 100 dams in the north is akin to Bob Hawkes promise to plant a million trees. Whose gonna have the energy to count them all?
“Hold your water!”
yes zut, and Fairfax will splash it across the front page when he does har de har
I’m even suspicious about the number. My local radio announcer – the laziest journalist in town, with some stiff competition – managed a rising inflection every time he said it. Remember the $10 billion Murray-Darling Basin Plan? Like that.
Mind you, the local obsession is with the percentage in the Hume Dam, as if it were all Albury-Wodonga’s water supply, not one of the major sources for irrigators.
I guarantee Rabbott will eventually water down this 100 dam malarkey.
Frankly my dear dog, I think they should combine their dental policy and their dam policy. It’s safer that way for dealing with the likes of the LNP.
#well I looked and looked …. and conclude there is no Ruddmentum reference
Will Tony Abbott be forever condemned as ‘Tonliar’ if his government only manages to build 99 dams?
What a dam good idea from Bubbles – and cane Toady’s can spread Right across the country?
I don’t give a dam.
Nah, this is dog-whistle to block out the siren-call of the Katter-mites to un-reconstructed agrarian socialists who until recently voted for the LNP Coalition, not realising that economic rationalism wasn’t just for other people.
How many thought bubbles make a brain-fart? And who knew you could play that dog-whistle with one?
The leaks are out, the costings few
His dam support is rusted through
But its raining, raining in my heart
The polls they say are here to stay
If thats the case, we’ll have to pray
And its raining, raining in my heart.