Comments on: Too long didn’t read

By: klewso

klewso — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 14:09:04 +0000

Doesn’t Toady sub-contract out the reading of these reports to “Murdoch Op-ed Hacks & Trolls” (like Sheridan, at cafes?) to tell him what to think, say & do in response?

By: Shaniq'ua Shardonn'ay

Shaniq'ua Shardonn'ay — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 02:38:15 +0000

I think Rabbot should be given an award for the work he is doing to reclaim the colour Red for the right of this country..

By: Holden Back

Holden Back — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 22:16:09 +0000

Thanks so much, plonk, but unfortunately I’ll be washing my hair with a cup of cold sick containing bits of the arm I gnawed off to avoid inane politics that night.

By: rhwombat

rhwombat — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 19:51:14 +0000

Is it a bucket, or is it a wastepaper bin?

By: Andybob

Andybob — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 09:17:37 +0000

@ Plonk
… Scraping the bottom of the bucket with his eyebrows.

By: Plonkoclock

Plonkoclock — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 08:44:51 +0000

Top marks to Holden for the best pun! Your invitation is in the male..

By: drmick

drmick — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 06:42:44 +0000

@Plonk; ……what a life support system for an ar3ehole looks like.

By: klewso

klewso — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 06:33:34 +0000

Just heard …… Toady’s read that report about “the surplus” ….?

By: klewso

klewso — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 06:30:58 +0000

Holden, I like that “Edna” - reminded me of Emma Chiset.

By: ernmalleyscat

ernmalleyscat — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 06:07:38 +0000

Plonk:
The Tony Abbott I know is … Christian Grey … with a bucket on both ends.

By: zut alors

zut alors — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 06:00:48 +0000

@ Plonk,

…is a pail version of his former self.

By: Holden Back

Holden Back — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 05:54:26 +0000

Hyacinth’s sister, Edna Bucket!

By: Holden Back

Holden Back — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 05:46:37 +0000

@ Plonk … arsehattery personified.

By: Plonkoclock

Plonkoclock — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 05:33:09 +0000

Dear Doggonauts! Win a night out with our next PM! Hear first hand all the important things he is doing for us!
Just complete this sentence: The Tony Abbott I know is…..

By: John Bennetts

John Bennetts — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 04:48:29 +0000

Hey, Rhwombat, when you mentioned JB I do hope that you meant Julie Bishop and not me, I, or Myself.

By: Peter Roberts

Peter Roberts — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 04:45:43 +0000

Suddenly, ‘no significant knowledge’ ‘pails’ into significance. Top one FD.

By: drovers cat

drovers cat — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 04:37:31 +0000

Perhaps this will stop him uttering his usual beyond-the-pale rhetoric

By: The Pav

The Pav — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 04:30:29 +0000

Hang on folks Misty Wabbit is doing important work for Australia.

He’s not in the country.

What greater contribution could he make?

By: Saugoof

Saugoof — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 04:28:08 +0000

“Now Timmy, why didn’t you do your homework?”
“Look, I’m doing important things for the people of Australia right now!”

— -

This is awesome! An all-purpose excuse that works in every situation in life

By: The Pav

The Pav — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 04:22:18 +0000

Tony Abbott the current opposition leader and alternative PM who can’t read……….

Hmmmmmmmmm And they call Australia the Lucky country

By: rhwombat

rhwombat — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 04:19:10 +0000

Drm - so if he wore black sluggos, he’d look more like Darth Vader? Hmmm, come to think of it JB does look like the Emperor Palpatine. I think it’s the eyes. Also CP=C3PO. Is it possible that the whole LNP is another miserable Star Wars prequel? That would explain a lot.

By: Gareth

Gareth — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 03:58:22 +0000

The Tony Abbott i know, wouldn’t be talking to a Walkley award winner without minders.

By: zut alors

zut alors — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 03:50:04 +0000

His PR people should seriously consider this as an option. Swinging voters would find him less offensive wearing the bucket. Imagine the excitement and media opportunities when he dons the fluoro vest and joins the production line at a bucket factory…whilst already wearing one! Voters will go wild.

By: rhwombat

rhwombat — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 03:47:46 +0000

Actually, I think that this is the best yet FD, and certainly the most quintessential summary of what it must be like to dwell inside the pugilistic mustelid’s head . Outstanding.

By: drmick

drmick — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 03:36:04 +0000

How did you get that bucket over his buccaneers?. This is a pisser Mr Dog.
A new species for that mob in NT,The Bucket Mouthed Bat. Deaf dumb and blind and a perfect colour match between his bucket and his sluggos.