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Dec 20, 2012
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Doesn’t Toady sub-contract out the reading of these reports to “Murdoch Op-ed Hacks & Trolls” (like Sheridan, at cafes?) to tell him what to think, say & do in response?
I think Rabbot should be given an award for the work he is doing to reclaim the colour Red for the right of this country..
Thanks so much, plonk, but unfortunately I’ll be washing my hair with a cup of cold sick containing bits of the arm I gnawed off to avoid inane politics that night.
Is it a bucket, or is it a wastepaper bin?
… Scraping the bottom of the bucket with his eyebrows.
Top marks to Holden for the best pun! Your invitation is in the male..
@Plonk; ……what a life support system for an ar3ehole looks like.
Just heard …… Toady’s read that report about “the surplus” ….?
Holden, I like that “Edna” – reminded me of Emma Chiset.
The Tony Abbott I know is … Christian Grey … with a bucket on both ends.
…is a pail version of his former self.
Hyacinth’s sister, Edna Bucket!
@ Plonk . . . arsehattery personified.
Dear Doggonauts! Win a night out with our next PM! Hear first hand all the important things he is doing for us!
Just complete this sentence: The Tony Abbott I know is…..
Hey, Rhwombat, when you mentioned JB I do hope that you meant Julie Bishop and not me, I, or Myself.
Suddenly, ‘no significant knowledge’ ‘pails’ into significance. Top one FD.
Perhaps this will stop him uttering his usual beyond-the-pale rhetoric
Hang on folks Misty Wabbit is doing important work for Australia.
He’s not in the country.
What greater contribution could he make?
“Now Timmy, why didn’t you do your homework?”
“Look, I’m doing important things for the people of Australia right now!”
This is awesome! An all-purpose excuse that works in every situation in life
Tony Abbott the current opposition leader and alternative PM who can’t read……….
Hmmmmmmmmm And they call Australia the Lucky country
Drm – so if he wore black sluggos, he’d look more like Darth Vader? Hmmm, come to think of it JB does look like the Emperor Palpatine. I think it’s the eyes. Also CP=C3PO. Is it possible that the whole LNP is another miserable Star Wars prequel? That would explain a lot.
The Tony Abbott i know, wouldn’t be talking to a Walkley award winner without minders.
His PR people should seriously consider this as an option. Swinging voters would find him less offensive wearing the bucket. Imagine the excitement and media opportunities when he dons the fluoro vest and joins the production line at a bucket factory…whilst already wearing one! Voters will go wild.
Actually, I think that this is the best yet FD, and certainly the most quintessential summary of what it must be like to dwell inside the pugilistic mustelid’s head . Outstanding.
How did you get that bucket over his buccaneers?. This is a pisser Mr Dog.
A new species for that mob in NT,The Bucket Mouthed Bat. Deaf dumb and blind and a perfect colour match between his bucket and his sluggos.
There’s a hole in the bucket, dear …
It makes more sense now…
I heard from someone who says they know someone who read it (but is not Mal Brough) that #1 on that list of important things is
“Getting out of Australia, and it’s politics, for a while”?
[That will elevate the level of public debate for a start.]
dammit EMC i should have done an echo joke as well
“Look a bucket of regurgitated matter”?
What sex is that bucket…?
One of your finest, Mr On-the-Moon.
I really don’t know what the electorate (well, a quarter of the electorate) see in him, anyway.
Wait a minute… can it be true that several million Australians are bucket-wearers?
Presumably that would be a bucket list.
TL;DR but I did actually LOL all the way through.
I laugh just thinking of the echo inside the bucket. Top work.
…and one for me while you’re at it, thanks.
You’ve improved him substantially with that bucket, Mr Dog.
Ok, let’s put our collective heads together for what’s on Toady’s list…
My guess: help Boris fix a puncture on his bike.
Putting Up Important Notices Signed Abbott – sheesh.