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  • 1
    Holden Back
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 1:11 pm | Permalink

    Putting Up Important Notices Signed Abbott - sheesh.

  • 2
    hern andog
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 1:23 pm | Permalink

    lol

  • 3
    zut alors
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 1:35 pm | Permalink

    You’ve improved him substantially with that bucket, Mr Dog.

    Ok, let’s put our collective heads together for what’s on Toady’s list…

    My guess: help Boris fix a puncture on his bike.

  • 4
    Jimmy37
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 1:44 pm | Permalink

    …and one for me while you’re at it, thanks.

  • 5
    ernmalleyscat
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 1:55 pm | Permalink

    TL;DR but I did actually LOL all the way through.
    I laugh just thinking of the echo inside the bucket. Top work.

  • 6
    Mark Duffett
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 1:58 pm | Permalink

    Presumably that would be a bucket list.

  • 7
    John Bennetts
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 2:11 pm | Permalink

    One of your finest, Mr On-the-Moon.

    I really don’t know what the electorate (well, a quarter of the electorate) see in him, anyway.

    Wait a minute… can it be true that several million Australians are bucket-wearers?

  • 8
    klewso
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 2:12 pm | Permalink

    What sex is that bucket…?

  • 9
    klewso
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 2:14 pm | Permalink

    Look a bucket of regurgitated matter”?

  • 10
    First Dog On The Moon
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 2:17 pm | Permalink

    dammit EMC i should have done an echo joke as well

  • 11
    klewso
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 2:20 pm | Permalink

    I heard from someone who says they know someone who read it (but is not Mal Brough) that #1 on that list of important things is
    “Getting out of Australia, and it’s politics, for a while”?

    That will elevate the level of public debate for a start.

  • 12
    Andrew L
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 2:20 pm | Permalink

    It makes more sense now…

  • 13
    ianjohnno1
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 2:25 pm | Permalink

    There’s a hole in the bucket, dear …

  • 14
    drmick
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 2:36 pm | Permalink

    How did you get that bucket over his buccaneers?. This is a pisser Mr Dog.
    A new species for that mob in NT,The Bucket Mouthed Bat. Deaf dumb and blind and a perfect colour match between his bucket and his sluggos.

  • 15
    rhwombat
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 2:47 pm | Permalink

    Actually, I think that this is the best yet FD, and certainly the most quintessential summary of what it must be like to dwell inside the pugilistic mustelid’s head . Outstanding.

  • 16
    zut alors
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 2:50 pm | Permalink

    His PR people should seriously consider this as an option. Swinging voters would find him less offensive wearing the bucket. Imagine the excitement and media opportunities when he dons the fluoro vest and joins the production line at a bucket factory…whilst already wearing one! Voters will go wild.

  • 17
    Gareth
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 2:58 pm | Permalink

    The Tony Abbott i know, wouldn’t be talking to a Walkley award winner without minders.

  • 18
    rhwombat
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 3:19 pm | Permalink

    Drm - so if he wore black sluggos, he’d look more like Darth Vader? Hmmm, come to think of it JB does look like the Emperor Palpatine. I think it’s the eyes. Also CP=C3PO. Is it possible that the whole LNP is another miserable Star Wars prequel? That would explain a lot.

  • 19
    The Pav
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 3:22 pm | Permalink

    Tony Abbott the current opposition leader and alternative PM who can’t read……….

    Hmmmmmmmmm And they call Australia the Lucky country

  • 20
    Saugoof
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 3:28 pm | Permalink

    Now Timmy, why didn’t you do your homework?”
    “Look, I’m doing important things for the people of Australia right now!”

     — -

    This is awesome! An all-purpose excuse that works in every situation in life

  • 21
    The Pav
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 3:30 pm | Permalink

    Hang on folks Misty Wabbit is doing important work for Australia.

    He’s not in the country.

    What greater contribution could he make?

  • 22
    drovers cat
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 3:37 pm | Permalink

    Perhaps this will stop him uttering his usual beyond-the-pale rhetoric

  • 23
    Peter Roberts
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 3:45 pm | Permalink

    Suddenly, ‘no significant knowledge’ ‘pails’ into significance. Top one FD.

  • 24
    John Bennetts
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 3:48 pm | Permalink

    Hey, Rhwombat, when you mentioned JB I do hope that you meant Julie Bishop and not me, I, or Myself.

    JB

  • 25
    Plonkoclock
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 4:33 pm | Permalink

    Dear Doggonauts! Win a night out with our next PM! Hear first hand all the important things he is doing for us!
    Just complete this sentence: The Tony Abbott I know is…..

  • 26
    Holden Back
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 4:46 pm | Permalink

    @ Plonk … arsehattery personified.

  • 27
    Holden Back
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 4:54 pm | Permalink

    Hyacinth’s sister, Edna Bucket!

  • 28
    zut alors
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 5:00 pm | Permalink

    @ Plonk,

    …is a pail version of his former self.

  • 29
    ernmalleyscat
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 5:07 pm | Permalink

    Plonk:
    The Tony Abbott I know is … Christian Grey … with a bucket on both ends.

  • 30
    klewso
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    Holden, I like that “Edna” - reminded me of Emma Chiset.

  • 31
    klewso
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 5:33 pm | Permalink

    Just heard …… Toady’s read that report about “the surplus” ….?

  • 32
    drmick
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 5:42 pm | Permalink

    @Plonk; ……what a life support system for an ar3ehole looks like.

  • 33
    Plonkoclock
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 7:44 pm | Permalink

    Top marks to Holden for the best pun! Your invitation is in the male..

  • 34
    Andybob
    Posted Thursday, 20 December 2012 at 8:17 pm | Permalink

    @ Plonk
    … Scraping the bottom of the bucket with his eyebrows.

  • 35
    rhwombat
    Posted Friday, 21 December 2012 at 6:51 am | Permalink

    Is it a bucket, or is it a wastepaper bin?

  • 36
    Holden Back
    Posted Friday, 21 December 2012 at 9:16 am | Permalink

    Thanks so much, plonk, but unfortunately I’ll be washing my hair with a cup of cold sick containing bits of the arm I gnawed off to avoid inane politics that night.

  • 37
    Shaniq'ua Shardonn'ay
    Posted Friday, 21 December 2012 at 1:38 pm | Permalink

    I think Rabbot should be given an award for the work he is doing to reclaim the colour Red for the right of this country..

  • 38
    klewso
    Posted Sunday, 23 December 2012 at 1:09 am | Permalink

    Doesn’t Toady sub-contract out the reading of these reports to “Murdoch Op-ed Hacks & Trolls” (like Sheridan, at cafes?) to tell him what to think, say & do in response?

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