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Taste and flavour are two different things!

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  • 1
    Holden Back
    Posted Tuesday, 4 December 2012 at 1:25 pm | Permalink

    What, no Butt-Grindr?

  • 2
    paddy
    Posted Tuesday, 4 December 2012 at 1:35 pm | Permalink

    OMG!
    FD’s come up with an actual, genuine *peer reviewed* cartoon!!!
    Just about perfect.
    (Although I personally prefer “Antechinus extra macho” to those pathetic poofy Potarooter Ultramilds.)

  • 3
    Microseris
    Posted Tuesday, 4 December 2012 at 1:41 pm | Permalink

    What about Emphysema 50’s, they’ll take your breath away.

  • 4
    ernmalleyscat
    Posted Tuesday, 4 December 2012 at 1:46 pm | Permalink

    It’s political correctness gone mild. *cough*

  • 5
    Matthew of Canberra
    Posted Tuesday, 4 December 2012 at 1:56 pm | Permalink

    Put a nail in every pack. Let them figure it out for themselves.

  • 6
    zut alors
    Posted Tuesday, 4 December 2012 at 1:57 pm | Permalink

    My preference is for Catarrh Extras but those Sphinct-r Reds sound delectable. Just the thing to cool you down on a 39C degree day in Brisbane.

  • 7
    Andybob
    Posted Tuesday, 4 December 2012 at 2:08 pm | Permalink

    If the doctors tell you
    That your lungs are stuffed
    Do not bother being miffed
    You can still get piffed and muffed.

    In memoriam John Hepworth (not the priest), d.1995.

  • 8
    drovers cat
    Posted Tuesday, 4 December 2012 at 2:22 pm | Permalink

    Zut it’s even hotter up here on the sunny coast … I put a Sphinct*r 25 in my mouth and it lit up on its own.

  • 9
    Greg Oakes
    Posted Tuesday, 4 December 2012 at 2:30 pm | Permalink

    But I DO want to go to Bermagui!

  • 10
    zut alors
    Posted Tuesday, 4 December 2012 at 2:34 pm | Permalink

    drovers cat,

    Hells bells, too late you tell me they were designed for the mouth..

  • 11
    Bellistner
    Posted Tuesday, 4 December 2012 at 3:13 pm | Permalink

    Given the ‘no labia’ policy of both cheap mens magazines (enforced by whoever gives mags their approval for sale) and underwear manufacturers (when’s the last time you saw labia on a packet of Bonds?) I doubt too many women will be lighting up some Sportsball Low Tar 30’s.

  • 12
    Shaniq'ua Shardonn'ay
    Posted Tuesday, 4 December 2012 at 3:19 pm | Permalink

    Umah - you said Labia!!!
    I’ll have a pack of Tarburst Extreme thanks.

    God I miss smoking…

  • 13
    drovers cat
    Posted Tuesday, 4 December 2012 at 3:50 pm | Permalink

    zut, so where’s your yellow nico stain then, dare I enquire?

  • 14
    Plonkoclock
    Posted Tuesday, 4 December 2012 at 4:14 pm | Permalink

    A friend once commented that my heavy-smoking father inhaled, but didn’t appear to exhale. I passed this observation on to Papa, who said that this explained the nicotine stains on his underpants..

  • 15
    Holden Back
    Posted Tuesday, 4 December 2012 at 4:28 pm | Permalink

    Maybe we should ask zut which brand is best for smoking through a tracheostomy?

  • 16
    Plonkoclock
    Posted Tuesday, 4 December 2012 at 5:12 pm | Permalink

    Shaniq’ua, used to be that the best coffee-break conversation was with the smokers outside, rather than the brown paper lunch-baggers inside. Not so much any more..

  • 17
    klewso
    Posted Tuesday, 4 December 2012 at 5:20 pm | Permalink

    I only get up for Viagra Menthol - wood ‘n you?

  • 18
    drmick
    Posted Tuesday, 4 December 2012 at 5:43 pm | Permalink

    With appropriate tip of the hat to my hero Spike; menthol in the green box, virginia in the red box and you in the black box.
    With typical gallows humour, some still purchase their antipsychotic by the picture rather than the flavour. “Can I have the diseased teeth ones please? It reminds me of me muvver.

  • 19
    First Dog On The Moon
    Posted Tuesday, 4 December 2012 at 5:50 pm | Permalink

    I should give some credit to @tjmmoss who is our in house science person this week and I rudely didn’t even mention him

  • 20
    Andrew L
    Posted Tuesday, 4 December 2012 at 7:49 pm | Permalink

    Back at work the very next day. Good Dog.

  • 21
    klewso
    Posted Tuesday, 4 December 2012 at 8:57 pm | Permalink

    I’d just ask for the one’s that only affected women ….. cause I was a man…….. and I could roll my own while I was driving the Bongo van ……

    …. I still am …… a man ……

  • 22
    Timothy Moss
    Posted Tuesday, 4 December 2012 at 9:23 pm | Permalink

    thanks dog. pleased to be of service.

  • 23
    klewso
    Posted Wednesday, 5 December 2012 at 1:48 am | Permalink

    What is they say, “A bone on a roll blathers no Moss”?

  • 24
    PDGFD1
    Posted Wednesday, 5 December 2012 at 4:25 pm | Permalink

    Poor Dog (and scientist)… has it been too long for you?
    Pe**s is analogous to clit**is, not lab*a.
    (Nevertheless, you are forgiven, anatomy appears not to be the strong suit of many y-chromosome-bearing-canines, and you are a walkie-winner after all!)

  • 25
    Powerfox junior
    Posted Monday, 10 December 2012 at 1:11 pm | Permalink

    Pretty sure Tim Moss is an expert in sheep labias….

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