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FIRST DOG ON THE MOON

Nov 26, 2012

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15 thoughts on “The Gender War to end all wars

  1. Ouch! The kicker is marvellous, you couldn’t make up this stuff.

    We’re indebted you reminded us about MattyJ, Mr Dog, there’s a good chance some folk have forgotten.

  2. Shouldn’t that be ‘the mother of all battles’?

    ‘NEVER been the victim of forces beyond my control’? Must be great driving/riding with Tony, and all those red lights changing.

  3. As a follow up to Holden, ‘…never… been the victim of forces beyond my control’…

    Hang on a minute, I thought he held to a Higher Power (and I don’t mean the missus).

  4. I want everyone to be happy for me. I’ve just received an email telling me that I accidentally left a suitcase with $4.5 to $5 million dollars in it at Atlanta airport and would I be kind enough to give my details before flying over to collect it.

    Never having been to Atlanta in my life, I can see how easy it was for me to have left the suitcase; with close to $5 million dollars in it.

    ‘E’ for effort Mr Scamer; ‘F’ for fail.

  5. Just remember to hold out for a fair cut Vernise. I had some Nigerian fellows wanting me to help them shift ten million. They were originally only going to deal me in for 15% but I argued em up to 27.6%. Never know what you might get if you ask for it !

    Tony Abott, for example, has been asking to be slapped for a long time.

  6. I have said all along, his family must be proud of him; because no one else is.
    He is a disgrace and anyone on the other side of politics coming up with the rubbish he lives by would be crucified.
    Je&us wept indeed.