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The Gender War to end all wars

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  • 1
    klewso
    Posted Monday, 26 November 2012 at 1:57 pm | Permalink

    Never let it be said that Tony Abbott is not a confidence artist.

  • 2
    zut alors
    Posted Monday, 26 November 2012 at 1:59 pm | Permalink

    Ouch! The kicker is marvellous, you couldn’t make up this stuff.

    We’re indebted you reminded us about MattyJ, Mr Dog, there’s a good chance some folk have forgotten.

  • 3
    Holden Back
    Posted Monday, 26 November 2012 at 2:05 pm | Permalink

    Shouldn’t that be ‘the mother of all battles’?

    NEVER been the victim of forces beyond my control’? Must be great driving/riding with Tony, and all those red lights changing.

  • 4
    paddy
    Posted Monday, 26 November 2012 at 2:22 pm | Permalink

    ROTFL
    Thank goodness someone is prepared to stand up for Tony.
    Well done FD. Always fighting for the little fellow.

  • 5
    zut alors
    Posted Monday, 26 November 2012 at 2:28 pm | Permalink

    As a follow up to Holden, ‘…never… been the victim of forces beyond my control’…

    Hang on a minute, I thought he held to a Higher Power (and I don’t mean the missus).

  • 6
    Holden Back
    Posted Monday, 26 November 2012 at 2:35 pm | Permalink

    Ah zut, Tony has always exercised free will in relation to the Almighty.

  • 7
    Andrew L
    Posted Monday, 26 November 2012 at 3:16 pm | Permalink

    White Ribbon ambassador? Really? Or is that a smear?

  • 8
    Posted Monday, 26 November 2012 at 4:27 pm | Permalink

    I want everyone to be happy for me. I’ve just received an email telling me that I accidentally left a suitcase with $4.5 to $5 million dollars in it at Atlanta airport and would I be kind enough to give my details before flying over to collect it.

    Never having been to Atlanta in my life, I can see how easy it was for me to have left the suitcase; with close to $5 million dollars in it.

    E’ for effort Mr Scamer; ‘F’ for fail.

  • 9
    Posted Monday, 26 November 2012 at 4:27 pm | Permalink

    Why the moderation this time?

  • 10
    zut alors
    Posted Monday, 26 November 2012 at 5:27 pm | Permalink

    Venise, I’ve been wondering where I left that case.

    Which details will the finder require - my height, weight and shoe size?

  • 11
    Posted Monday, 26 November 2012 at 5:34 pm | Permalink

    ZUT: Hehehehehe. Name, address & email. :)

  • 12
    klewso
    Posted Monday, 26 November 2012 at 6:39 pm | Permalink

    Toady Abbott’s the “Ribbon Ambassador”?
    What’s his colour got to do with it?

  • 13
    Andybob
    Posted Monday, 26 November 2012 at 6:47 pm | Permalink

    Just remember to hold out for a fair cut Vernise. I had some Nigerian fellows wanting me to help them shift ten million. They were originally only going to deal me in for 15% but I argued em up to 27.6%. Never know what you might get if you ask for it !

    Tony Abott, for example, has been asking to be slapped for a long time.

  • 14
    drmick
    Posted Monday, 26 November 2012 at 6:47 pm | Permalink

    I have said all along, his family must be proud of him; because no one else is.
    He is a disgrace and anyone on the other side of politics coming up with the rubbish he lives by would be crucified.
    Je&us wept indeed.

  • 15
    Posted Monday, 26 November 2012 at 8:41 pm | Permalink

    ANDYBOB: I was thinking more along the lines of eighty percent, incl return first class air fare and five star hotel accommodation. I’m not cheap.