Peter Ormonde

Mr Dog!

I am shocked - yes even appalled - by the unlordly bias insinuated into Mr Blot’s detektivator, which ascribes to Jesus - God’s actual son - some miscegenated macchiato kind of hue.

Now I’ve seen the Giottos, all that stuff in the Louvre and so forth which are as close to a photo as we’re likely to get, and he’s as pale as George Brandis or Bronwyn Bishop - one of us…. like his dad.

So resist this Blottish inner-city trendification of our saviour - making him out as some sort of icon of multiculturalism. Driven snow boyo. Next you’ll be saying he was jewish.

This is what happens when you cite Blot as a source …. inherently unreliable. Nonetheless - liver treats in the usual place.

Peter Ormonde

Mr Andybob.

I am deeply disturbed to learn of a heretical spectral shift in the glass of our churches.

Surely Biblical Truth puts the hue of the lord at a shade no deeper than a bronzed up Charlton Heston? Surely the very Sistine Chapel itself is evidence enough of the workings of divine inspiration. Obviously the entire collective leadership of creation is - at worst - mediterranean.

So no - we demand a tonal census of the cathedrals to root out this latte lordliness. We will brook no talk of a swarthy saviour. We demand a Spanish Inquisition!