How are the mighty fallen: how Obeid “helped” colleagues, whisperings around Tony Abbott’s future, and an all-seeing Chinese government struggles with cheeky social media criticism. Plus the horrific history of abuse on the Tiwi islands. And First Dog’s cut-out-and-keep guide to Aboriginality. We’re sending one to Tony Abbott.

“Urban” Aboriginal:

“Authentic” Aboriginal:

Understand? Good.