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It is all ashes, it is all lies …

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    Matthew of Canberra
    Posted Wednesday, 7 November 2012 at 1:07 pm | Permalink

    Can we trust these almonds, once they’ve been activated?

    Or will they be like the guy in that angela lansbury film? The one with frank sinatra?

  • 2
    Holden Back
    Posted Wednesday, 7 November 2012 at 1:47 pm | Permalink

    And how many people have the code for the activation? Is there a key and a button?

  • 3
    zut alors
    Posted Wednesday, 7 November 2012 at 1:47 pm | Permalink

    It’s not just activated almonds, there’s a variety of nuts at large.

    Unfortunately, most of them hold positions of power and influence. Many are h0ly and revered.

  • 4
    Stevo the Working Twistie
    Posted Wednesday, 7 November 2012 at 1:56 pm | Permalink

    Accentuate the positive FD! We have visible proof right here at Crikey that if we all work together in a spirit of siblinghood then First World Problems CAN be solved. The comments box is back in its rightful place. Power to the Peeps!

  • 5
    Andybob
    Posted Wednesday, 7 November 2012 at 2:10 pm | Permalink

    A possible Rudd challenge ? It must be Wednesday.

  • 6
    drovers cat
    Posted Wednesday, 7 November 2012 at 2:40 pm | Permalink

    Dog#1 I think it’s time we started our own protest blog right here at crikey-sville against cruelty to animals, real and animated.
    As patron, you could be well-placed to illustrate as above the continued shame the greed-ravaged meat and racing industries bring upon us all.
    I am seeing more and more cruelty stories at the domestic level, too, suggesting some kind of psychotic episode our nation seems to be going through.
    Our level of civilisation is judged by our relationship to other species - and it looks like we have regressed to Paleolothic at present.

  • 7
    Holden Back
    Posted Wednesday, 7 November 2012 at 3:15 pm | Permalink

    @drovers cat, as the descendant of Neanderthals- being a ranga, and all- I resent the implication that decent cave persons who went out and killed stuff for themselves only when they needed it, and felt spooked enough to pray to the spirit of the prey to forgive them, are in any way comparable to the industrialized death we deal out to animals now.

  • 8
    klewso
    Posted Wednesday, 7 November 2012 at 4:17 pm | Permalink

    Unbearable”? Is that when all the Koalas have left?

  • 9
    paddy
    Posted Wednesday, 7 November 2012 at 4:30 pm | Permalink

    Dear FD, I’ve entered you in the 4.15 at Flemington.
    The cartoonist’s memorial steeplchase over a relaxing 30,000 metres
    It’ll be a hoot.
    P.S. You’ll be playing the part of the fox.

  • 10
    drmick
    Posted Wednesday, 7 November 2012 at 6:00 pm | Permalink

    A hot almond oil enema anyone? Maybe just one…….before you go.

  • 11
    drovers cat
    Posted Wednesday, 7 November 2012 at 6:02 pm | Permalink

    Holden, you make a good point. A thousand apologies; I was inadvertently being Paleolithisist.
    Ranga? Wish you’d take that balaclave off for all to see … just once

  • 12
    Posted Wednesday, 7 November 2012 at 8:47 pm | Permalink

    OMG: I thought they were coming to Victoria, as in driving along the Hume Highway.

    Why can’t Australia reactivate its slaughterhouses and employ Oz workers? It seems every decent human instinct is allowed to be buried in the name of a profit. WTF is wrong with this effing country?

  • 13
    Holden Back
    Posted Thursday, 8 November 2012 at 9:51 am | Permalink

    @drover’s cat- no hard feelings. I stay true to my Mexican wrestling career and the balaclava stays on, at least until the members of Pussy Riot run free.

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